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    Re: Toothless Checkout Clerk Wins $258 Million Powerball Jackpot

    Quote Originally Posted by MyOwnDrum View Post
    What do you all think of Fox's headliner? Pretty unclassy of them to include his dental status in their headline, I thought.
    It is unclassy, and I can't stop laughing.

    Do we know if he's a democrat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Guerrilla View Post


    I don't know if he is but I'm almost guaranteed that money will be pissed away on frivolous things like flashy cars, homes and other bs.
    Not to mention what he'll probably give his friends and family.

    Makes me wish we were related.
    Think of the jobs and economic stimulus he will provide!

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    Re: Toothless Checkout Clerk Wins $258 Million Powerball Jackpot

    Quote Originally Posted by MyOwnDrum View Post
    What do you all think of Fox's headliner? Pretty unclassy of them to include his dental status in their headline, I thought.

    Especially since he appears to be a loyal viewer.
    Wow. Am I awesome or what?

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    Re: Toothless Checkout Clerk Wins $258 Million Powerball Jackpot

    Quote Originally Posted by earthworm View Post
    Is he ever going to be crying the Tea-Party blues when he discovers what his tax bill will be.
    If he takes a cash option, they will take out the taxes before he receives the money.
    After that I'm not sure he'll be paying much in the way of taxes unless he invests it.

    Still though, $1 for a hundred million or so is an excellent deal.
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    Re: Toothless Checkout Clerk Wins $258 Million Powerball Jackpot

    Quote Originally Posted by Chuz Life View Post
    Think of the jobs and economic stimulus he will provide!
    True that, if he stays in the same place the local economy could boom.

    I know that if I won that much and spent it all in my tiny area, the economic impact would be massive.
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    Re: Toothless Checkout Clerk Wins $258 Million Powerball Jackpot

    you can all laugh about his jacked up teeth or that maybe he's a meth head
    BOTTOM LINE IS He's laughing all the way to the bank
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    Re: Toothless Checkout Clerk Wins $258 Million Powerball Jackpot

    Quote Originally Posted by ANOTHER_ANGRY_AMERICAN View Post
    you can all laugh about his jacked up teeth or that maybe he's a meth head
    BOTTOM LINE IS He's laughing all the way to the bank
    Money doesn't buy happiness actually.

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    Re: Toothless Checkout Clerk Wins $258 Million Powerball Jackpot

    Sure buys it for me.

    All the supermodels and cocaine I could ever want? Yeah, color me happy.

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    Re: Toothless Checkout Clerk Wins $258 Million Powerball Jackpot

    Cash option, minus taxes, drops it to about 1/3....more than enough. I hope the first thing he does is hire an honest investment firm to invest most of it for him.
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    Re: Toothless Checkout Clerk Wins $258 Million Powerball Jackpot

    Quote Originally Posted by MyOwnDrum View Post
    What do you all think of Fox's headliner? Pretty unclassy of them to include his dental status in their headline, I thought.
    Well they be so fair and balanced you know.
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