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    Re: Iranian cleric blames quakes on promiscuous women

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    By the way... would a Godess of Bacon really have the ass your avatar has? Please tell me that's not a drawing of you? (doesn't look like a real pic)

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    LOL Not my ass, dear. At least not right now. It was at one time, however, and if I have my way, it will be again in a few months.

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    Re: Iranian cleric blames quakes on promiscuous women

    Quote Originally Posted by MyOwnDrum View Post
    LOL, Jerry Falwell has a counterpart in the Muslim world!

    BBC News - Iranian cleric blames quakes on promiscuous women
    Ok so are these Muslimite clerics are saying that these promiscuious woman engaged in such hard pounding sex so that is what caused the earth to move under their butts and that caused the earth quakes ? Ok I can buy that !! Wsn't there a song called THE EARTH MOVES UNDER YOUR BUTT "
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    Re: Iranian cleric blames quakes on promiscuous women

    Quote Originally Posted by rivrrat View Post
    LOL Not my ass, dear. At least not right now. It was at one time, however, and if I have my way, it will be again in a few months.

    It's a drawing. I'm not positive of the artist, but I think it's Boris Vallejo. He does a LOT of fantasy artwork involving beautiful women with beautiful bodies.
    THAT'S FANTACY !! Bummer !!!
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    Re: Iranian cleric blames quakes on promiscuous women

    hey just curious ! You know how a lot of the woman in Muslim countries wear a cover over their faces right ! What are they called SHAD-DOORS or High Jabs ? Anyhow does anyone know if they take their headgear off during sex? But maybe not! What if the Muslim chick is ugly wouldn't it behoove the Muslim stud to keep her face covered up while they are making the earth move undere her butt ?? Just asking !!!! ?
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    Re: Iranian cleric blames quakes on promiscuous women

    Quote Originally Posted by F107HyperSabr View Post
    hey just curious ! You know how a lot of the woman in Muslim countries wear a cover over their faces right ! What are they called SHAD-DOORS or High Jabs ? Anyhow does anyone know if they take their headgear off during sex? But maybe not! What if the Muslim chick is ugly wouldn't it behoove the Muslim stud to keep her face covered up while they are making the earth move undere her butt ?? Just asking !!!! ?
    The veil in the Arab culture largely derives from the Bedouin tradition. It began as a sort of shield to protect the family from having to exact justice or revenge. If a woman of a house (sister, mother, wife, niece, etc.) was accosted or offended then it became a duty of the family to protect their family's honor. This usually meant blood shed between families and such things would often create the necessity for more vendettas. Muhammad rooted a lot of his teachings from his Bedouin background, but strayed from the vendetta angle of the tribes. He introduced other forms of retribution as justice such as a monetary or live stock penalty. The veil came later (prescribed by caliphs) to conceal the woman's face, which not only became religious prescription, but also to protect the family from having to defend its honor. In other words, like other religious prescriptions elsewhere, it maintained a sense of order.

    Of course, all things evolve, to include tradition. Many women in the Middle East see it as a symbol of oppression, especially in situations where the woman is forced and has not the option of choice. Many others see it as a religious duty and gladly wear it whether they are forced or not. But either way, the viel is meant to separate from strangers, not members of their own family (or closer friends).
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    Re: Iranian cleric blames quakes on promiscuous women

    Quote Originally Posted by MyOwnDrum View Post
    BBC News - Iranian cleric blames quakes on promiscuous women
    Just when I thought these Muslim bastards couldn't get any dumber, they prove otherwise. Next thing you know, they will blame some other natural disaster in their area on someone who coughed during a prayer.
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    Re: Iranian cleric blames quakes on promiscuous women

    Quote Originally Posted by bryann380 View Post
    Just when I thought these Muslim bastards couldn't get any dumber, they prove otherwise. Next thing you know, they will blame some other natural disaster in their area on someone who coughed during a prayer.
    coughing during prayer is punishable by beheading -EOS
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    Re: Iranian cleric blames quakes on promiscuous women

    Quote Originally Posted by Arcana XV View Post
    Okay, I've had some pretty damn good sex in my life, but I totally want some of the sex these women are having. The earth actually MOVED???
    Amen, I want to book me a flight to the Middle East post-haste
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    Cool Re: Iranian cleric blames quakes on promiscuous women

    I find this to be a wholly appropriate response:
    Blogger: Show cleavage to test cleric’s quake theory

    [...]

    [Purdue University coed Jen]McCreight, who is pursuing a double major in genetics and evolution, took to her blog, Blag Hag, on Monday, demanding that the world’s women band together in a scientific experiment to test the merits of Sadeghi’s hypothesis.

    “Time for a Boobquake,” she wrote. “On Monday, April 26, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. ... I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty.”

    She continued, “With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I'm sure [Sadeghi] can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn’t rumble.”


    [...]
    Jen's blog is here.

    I think DP's female contingency should help with this experiment. And post pictures, of course. I mean, it's for science, right?

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    Re: Iranian cleric blames quakes on promiscuous women

    Quote Originally Posted by rivrrat View Post
    LOL Not my ass, dear. At least not right now. It was at one time, however, and if I have my way, it will be again in a few months.

    It's a drawing. I'm not positive of the artist, but I think it's Boris Vallejo. He does a LOT of fantasy artwork involving beautiful women with beautiful bodies.
    Your avatar restores my faith in the possibility of an actual god. Because only something beyond human comprehension could have POSSIBLY come up with a more prefect design for a human body than that fine-ass boo-tay chick in your avatar.

    But, on the other hand, that very god with the perfect eye, screwed it up by creating the male of the species to be developmentally slower to mature.

    By the time the male is at a place to properly respect, care and nurture a loving relationship with such a godly creation, he's old enough to be her dad.

    Not that it matters I supposed. But, fine ass and all, there's still the immature brain to deal with.

    I have come to learn, that, no matter how fine a lady presents herself, there's at least ONE guy out there that thinks she's a bitch.

    j/k. Love and respect to the feminine of our species. They are the reason I take my next breath.

    What was the thread title again?

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