Everyone needs to buy an expensive cable package to ensure that we combat depression with entertainment, to combat obesity by providing quality exercise programing, to fight against unhealthy food by forcing everyone to have access to cooking stations that teach you how to prepare healthy dishes. There are so many people dying at home and suffering from depression because they don't have extended cable service. Granny is lonely at home and she is suffering because all she has is 13 channels. We must fight against all this by forcing everyone to purchase an $800 cable package so they may have access to quality programming that will ensure a wonderful future. If you don't buy this cable package you must pay a $500 fine per month. Just think about it, everyone will know how to make healthy dishes, everyone can workout to the best trainers, and everyone can watch a transparent government on many c-span like networks. Wait never mind... scratch that last one. Anyway, for the good of America we are mandating that you should buy this cable package, or pay the fine.