IMHO, what Britain released was it's top secret "Citizens' Hallucinations Report", but to each his own.London, England (CNN) -- A hovering Toblerone and a silky-white residue join near-misses and strange lights in the British government's latest release of its files on UFO sightings.
Made public Thursday, the files are the fifth collection of records about unidentified flying objects to be released by the Ministry of Defence and The National Archives as part of a project to open the files up to a wider audience.
However, if these sightings are real, I think we have seen the hovering Toblerone for the last time. I am sure that the thought of a trademark infringement lawsuit is scaring the bejesus out of the aliens, but I can't really be sure, so I'll just ask Elvis.
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