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    Re: Bill Clinton Hospitalized

    Quote Originally Posted by Aunt Spiker View Post
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    I have a power of attorney because of my husband's condition - he couldn't sign away his soul if he wanted to.
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    Re: Bill Clinton Hospitalized

    There was a Fox reporter that apparently had spent lots of time with him during his presidency and said that Clinton tried to keep in reasonable shape, but his inner-Bubba would cause him to run to McDonald's quite often to get a snack. I thought that was funny.
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    Re: Bill Clinton Hospitalized

    Other than being restricted from moving for many hours after the procedure the recover is almost instant. The lack of movement is to allow the artery time to seal up. After the stints are in place he will be laced on blood thinners, blood pressure, Plavex, and a cholesterol medicine. He may be given nitroglycerin for use in case of future pain, he will be told to change his diet and stop smoking even the occasional cigar.

    His need for the stints means he did not follow Doctors orders after his by pass surgery.

    How do I know this? I had 3 stints installed in July. I f he does as he's told he'll be fine for a while yet.

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    Re: Bill Clinton Hospitalized

    Quote Originally Posted by Redress View Post
    Looking for an article to fill in here, but the TV is reporting that Clinton was hospitalized today, possibly with chest pains.

    If a mod has issues with my not having a source yet(I am looking), feel free to move this, you won't hurt my feelings. It is not following the rules.

    Former President Bill Clinton hospitalized, undergoes stent procedure in New York - 2/11/10 - New York News and Tri-State News - 7online.com



    Can't edit title to match article, it should read "Former President Clinton in New York hospital". Can a mod fix that for me please.
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    Re: Bill Clinton Hospitalized

    Bill Clinton, best wishes, get well soon.
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    What Chappy said.....Best wishes for a speedy recovery.


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    Re: Bill Clinton Hospitalized

    I have been avoiding this thread. But I must come clean.

    The reason I have stayed away is this. You newbies have no clue what I am about to talk about but you old heads do.

    When Clinton was prez, I just got my FIRST computer. Dail up, no less.

    Anyways, I spent my free time bashing that horny bastard. I cussed him up one side and down the other. There are a handful of pepole here that know my words are very true. (Really. Some posters here I have known for over 10 years. <you guys know who you are>)

    Moving right along.

    Then Bush came along and guess what? I spent all my free time online, bashing him up one side and down the other.

    Now we got Obama. So, naturally, you guessed it, I am having a blast doggin' him out too.

    I confess. I just love dogging the top dog. It's in me and it's gotta come out. It's what I do. Captain America at your service.

    Time to come clean.

    This is how I really feel.

    Bill Clinton, I can't stand your wife. If she was my wife, I'd blow my goo on a blue dress too. You are no better or no worse than the average American male and I see no reason to exhault you. If you woulda come out like a regular guy, we could have at least had a meeting of the mind. But you were a hot-shot, limo-ass politicin that was s'posed to be some kinda righteous mo' fo' that turned out to not much more than a bull****, arkie-ass hillbilly in a suit. (Not much different than some of my other friends from Little Rock, Van Buren, Ft. Smith, but I digress. )

    But you know, my portfolio LOVED you. The idea of a national surplus, rather than a defecit got my pecker stickin' up. I don't care who really should get the credit for that so all you partisan whackos just keep it to yourself. The fact is, win or lose, the president gets the blame or the credit. The buck stops there. During Clinton, I was reaping 16-20% returns.

    Liberty and freedom was making headway too.

    Then came the witchhunt that backed Horndog Bill into a corner that made his personal lie result is a public criminal lie. Clinton, in his budget cuts, pissed a lotta GOP fatcat politicians off and cost them a LOT of money. He HAD to go. We all know what happened after that. That is when my eyes started to open. Ashamed, I realized that maybe I wasn't as conservative as I was pretending to be.

    I heard on the news that somebody put up a billboard with President Bush on it that read, "Miss me yet?"

    To sum it up. No. I do not miss you Mr. Bush. Only by the grace of God you aren't in solitary confinement, but I digress.

    But Bill, I do miss you. My wallet misses you. I'm sorry for riding you like I did. Don't it always seem to go? That you don't know what you've got till it's gone.

    But Bill, your wife is still a ****.

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    I miss the hell out of Bill and George. Get well soon, Pres. Clinton.

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    Re: Bill Clinton Hospitalized

    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    I have been avoiding this thread. But I must come clean.

    The reason I have stayed away is this. You newbies have no clue what I am about to talk about but you old heads do.

    When Clinton was prez, I just got my FIRST computer. Dail up, no less.

    Anyways, I spent my free time bashing that horny bastard. I cussed him up one side and down the other. There are a handful of pepole here that know my words are very true. (Really. Some posters here I have known for over 10 years. <you guys know who you are>)

    Moving right along.

    Then Bush came along and guess what? I spent all my free time online, bashing him up one side and down the other.

    Now we got Obama. So, naturally, you guessed it, I am having a blast doggin' him out too.

    I confess. I just love dogging the top dog. It's in me and it's gotta come out. It's what I do. Captain America at your service.

    Time to come clean.

    This is how I really feel.

    Bill Clinton, I can't stand your wife. If she was my wife, I'd blow my goo on a blue dress too. You are no better or no worse than the average American male and I see no reason to exhault you. If you woulda come out like a regular guy, we could have at least had a meeting of the mind. But you were a hot-shot, limo-ass politicin that was s'posed to be some kinda righteous mo' fo' that turned out to not much more than a bull****, arkie-ass hillbilly in a suit. (Not much different than some of my other friends from Little Rock, Van Buren, Ft. Smith, but I digress. )

    But you know, my portfolio LOVED you. The idea of a national surplus, rather than a defecit got my pecker stickin' up. I don't care who really should get the credit for that so all you partisan whackos just keep it to yourself. The fact is, win or lose, the president gets the blame or the credit. The buck stops there. During Clinton, I was reaping 16-20% returns.

    Liberty and freedom was making headway too.

    Then came the witchhunt that backed Horndog Bill into a corner that made his personal lie result is a public criminal lie. Clinton, in his budget cuts, pissed a lotta GOP fatcat politicians off and cost them a LOT of money. He HAD to go. We all know what happened after that. That is when my eyes started to open. Ashamed, I realized that maybe I wasn't as conservative as I was pretending to be.

    I heard on the news that somebody put up a billboard with President Bush on it that read, "Miss me yet?"

    To sum it up. No. I do not miss you Mr. Bush. Only by the grace of God you aren't in solitary confinement, but I digress.

    But Bill, I do miss you. My wallet misses you. I'm sorry for riding you like I did. Don't it always seem to go? That you don't know what you've got till it's gone.

    But Bill, your wife is still a ****.
    You're one letter short there. You're missing the 'h'.
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    Re: Bill Clinton Hospitalized

    Quote Originally Posted by StandUpChuck View Post
    Does that mean his groin is out of commission for a while? Cankled women everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief.
    Does that mean we can call him "numb nuts" now?
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