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    Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in a car accident

    Quote Originally Posted by aps View Post
    I just dont' know what he could have been thinking. Did he really think he would never get caught? Dumb.
    He was probably thinking with his ego and the wrong head.

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    Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in a car accident

    Quote Originally Posted by EpicDude86 View Post
    He was probably thinking with his ego and the wrong head.
    Look!!! The guy was married, so he wasn't getting any at home.
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    Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in a car accident

    Wow, Gatorade has dropped him. I thought Nike, Gatorade, and those types might stick around while American Express and Buick and the like bailed.

    This episode is going to cost him 80 percent of his annual income. He typically makes about $9 million per year playing and 10-20 times that in endoresements and appearance fees.

    He'll be ok obviously, but so much for the first $1 billion athlete.

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    Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in a car accident

    Quote Originally Posted by Erod View Post
    Wow, Gatorade has dropped him. I thought Nike, Gatorade, and those types might stick around while American Express and Buick and the like bailed.

    This episode is going to cost him 80 percent of his annual income. He typically makes about $9 million per year playing and 10-20 times that in endoresements and appearance fees.

    He'll be ok obviously, but so much for the first $1 billion athlete.
    Actually, it was multiple episodes with multiple women....
    If it were just one, he could weather the storm....
    But ten?....
    NFW.......

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    Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in a car accident

    Quote Originally Posted by Erod View Post
    Wow, Gatorade has dropped him. I thought Nike, Gatorade, and those types might stick around while American Express and Buick and the like bailed.

    This episode is going to cost him 80 percent of his annual income. He typically makes about $9 million per year playing and 10-20 times that in endoresements and appearance fees.

    He'll be ok obviously, but so much for the first $1 billion athlete.

    I'm sure Viagra would pick him up as an endorsement.

    Seriously though, he of all people doesn't have to ever worry about money for the rest of his and his children's lives.

    His main problem is the huge loss of reputation, the loss of a strong family unit, the loss of fans, the loss of friends, the threat of divorce, the loss of focus to play what he loves (golf), the threat that he won't be able to go through a round of golf without serious heckling and ridicule, etc.

    He really screwed up.

    I know how he feels. I wish him well.
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    Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in a car accident

    Quote Originally Posted by aps View Post
    I just dont' know what he could have been thinking. Did he really think he would never get caught? Dumb.
    Tiger felt that the Pre-Nup made the rest of the mariage unimportant.

    Tiger coninuted on as he had when he was single. Tiger did not think of himself as a married man, but rather as still single, just with a steady expensive girl friend, in addition to all the other women he had.

    Tiger is finding out about the emotional bonds of matrimony.


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    Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in a car accident

    What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?
    They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

    That’s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards

    Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree ... he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
    Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver

    I find it's a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can't see the Woods for the trees.

    Tiger's wife went for him over a birdie.

    What was the second worst part of Tiger's car accident? The police found the driver in the trunk.

    What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

    What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

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    Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in a car accident

    Ah, I see we finally have an accurate reenactment of the accident!
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    Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in a car accident

    According to Jamie Grubbs, Tiger doesn't like head covers......

    ba doop boomp
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    Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in a car accident

    Quote Originally Posted by Phoenix View Post
    According to Jamie Grubbs, Tiger doesn't like head covers......

    ba doop boomp
    The black in Tiger bought the Escalade, and the asian in him wrecked it.

    (It was really funny when one of my good friends, who is black, told that to the entire senior staff this morning).

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