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    Animal-cruelty charges dropped against Burlington County cop

    So why was Robert Melia charged with animal cruelty, and why was the case dropped? He was arrested for sticking his penis into the mouths of baby cows, but since New Jersey does not have any law against beastiality, he was charged with animal cruelty instead. The judge, when rendering his decision, stated that he could not read the minds of cows, and so there was no way he could tell if the cows were being tortured, or if they actually enjoyed it. Case dismissed.

    But this is not the end of Melia's troubles. He is also accused of child molestation, and child porn was also found on his computer. I hope he goes away for a long time, in a place where Bubba the Butt Bandit takes him under his wing, and rapes him every day. As for his getting away with having sex with cows, consider where it happened - New Jersey.

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    Re: Animal-cruelty charges dropped against Burlington County cop

    Hmmm...it's always child porn. Makes you wonder what exactly counts. I wouldn't have said animal-cruelty for the cow thing...though it's disturbing. But it's funny how there's always some "child porn" lurking in the shadows there.
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    Re: Animal-cruelty charges dropped against Burlington County cop

    Animals and 1's and 0's on your computer are your property, in a free country there would be no arbitrary restrictions on what you can do with them.

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    Re: Animal-cruelty charges dropped against Burlington County cop

    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Libman View Post
    Animals and 1's and 0's on your computer are your property, in a free country there would be no arbitrary restrictions on what you can do with them.
    Are kids also your property, where you are allowed to do whatever you want with them too?
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    Re: Animal-cruelty charges dropped against Burlington County cop

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    Are kids also your property, where you are allowed to do whatever you want with them too?
    They aren't? I was selling them....is that wrong?

    My only concern about the "child porn" thing is that it seems like the cops can always whip that one out. So it makes me wonder if so many people are actually in possession of actual child porn, if the definition of child porn is very vague and encompassing, or if you do something the police don't like and they can't really do anything to you that you'll all of a sudden find yourself in possession of child porn. Nobody questions it, so it's easy to abuse by the authority.
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    Re: Animal-cruelty charges dropped against Burlington County cop

    Quote Originally Posted by Ikari View Post
    They aren't? I was selling them....is that wrong?

    My only concern about the "child porn" thing is that it seems like the cops can always whip that one out. So it makes me wonder if so many people are actually in possession of actual child porn, if the definition of child porn is very vague and encompassing, or if you do something the police don't like and they can't really do anything to you that you'll all of a sudden find yourself in possession of child porn. Nobody questions it, so it's easy to abuse by the authority.
    But he was molesting kids too, and is charged with several counts.
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    Re: Animal-cruelty charges dropped against Burlington County cop

    I was wondering how they caught him and knew he did it specifically to 5 animals. Did someone stand there watching and counting?

    Nope, dude made a video.

    bwhahahahaaha

    What a deviant freak. He's going away for molesting kids anyway.

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    Re: Animal-cruelty charges dropped against Burlington County cop

    During a bizarre hearing there yesterday, a Superior Court judge dismissed animal-cruelty charges against a Moorestown police officer accused of sticking his penis into the mouths of five calves in rural Southampton in 2006, claiming a grand jury couldn't infer whether the cows had been "tormented" or "puzzled" by the situation or even irritated that they'd been duped out of a meal.

    "If the cow had the cognitive ability to form thought and speak, would it say, 'Where's the milk? I'm not getting any milk,' " Judge James J. Morley asked.

    Children, Morley said, seemed "comforted" when given pacifiers, but there's no way to know what bovine minds thought of Robert Melia Jr. substituting his member for a cow's teat.

    "They [children] enjoy the act of suckling," the judge said. "Cows may be of a different disposition."

    Burlington County Assistant County Prosecutor Kevin Morgan was certainly irritated by the ruling, claiming the grand jury didn't see the videos of the alleged incident, including one in which one hungry calf allegedly head-butts Melia in the stomach.
    Animal-cruelty charges dropped against Burlington County cop | Philadelphia Daily News | 09/24/2009

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    Re: Animal-cruelty charges dropped against Burlington County cop

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    Are kids also your property, where you are allowed to do whatever you want with them too?
    alex believes you should be able to blind your children. maybe you shouldn't go there.

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    Liblady is a violent fanatic who wants to kidnap other people's children, or prevent them from being born outright.

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