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    Re: US says Russia could join NATO (rofl)

    Quote Originally Posted by stalin_was_a_nice_being View Post
    Where did I say that I liked Obama? I don't like any politicians regardless of what party they are affiliated with. I hate politics, end of story. I don't associate myself with any political party. And no I am not a communist or a liberal so don't give me that b-crap.
    You have provided your judgement and comparision of Bush and Obama politics. You did. In Soviet Russian they learn to read between the lines. Nobody ever pays attention to what the lines say.





    Some more examples of Russian communicating between themselves in Soviet Russian:


    'How will we know that communism has arrived?'
    'It will be declared by radio and in the newspapers. If people have
    TVs, they'll be informed by TV.'
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    'Tell me-is this already communism or will it be worse yet?'
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    A socialist, a capitalist and a communist agreed to meet. The socialist was late. 'Excuse me for being late, I was standing in a queue for sausages.'
    'And what is a queue?' the capitalist asked.
    'And what is a sausage?' the communist asked.
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    'Is it true that because of communism food can be ordered by phone?'
    'It's true. But it will be given out by TV.'
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    Will there be KGB in communism?
    No, by then people will have learned to arrest themselves.
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    'Is communism a science?'
    'No. If it were a science, it would have been tested on dogs first.'
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    What is the difference between the two newspapers "The Truth" and "The News"?
    In "The Truth" there is no news, and in the "The News" there is no truth.
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    Alexander the Great, Caesar and Napoleon observed the army parade in Red Square, as honorable visitors.
    'If I had Soviet tanks,' Alexander said, 'I would have been invincible!'
    'If I had Soviet planes,' Caesar speaks, 'I could have conquered the whole world!'
    'And if I had had the newspaper "The Truth",' Napoleon said, 'the world, even now, would not have found out about Waterloo!'
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    When Nixon visited the USSR, Brezhnev showed him a Soviet phone of the latest technology in which it was possible to call Hell. Nixon called the Devil. The conversation cost only 27 Kopecks.
    Upon returning to America, Nixon told everyone about the Soviet marvel. But as it turned out such a phone had been invented in America a long time ago. Nixon again called Hell, but this time the conversation cost 12 thousand dollars!
    Nixon, understandedly upset, cried, 'But in the USSR a phone call to Hell costs only 27 kopecks!'
    'Yes sir, but there it was a local call.'

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    Re: US says Russia could join NATO

    Quote Originally Posted by OxymoronP View Post
    Zdarova tovarish.
    Practically no accent. Let me guess Monterey, CA?

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    Re: US says Russia could join NATO

    the US does not like Russia s o why will they join NATO? no good will come from this.

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    Re: US says Russia could join NATO

    Quote Originally Posted by justone View Post
    Practically no accent. Let me guess Monterey, CA?
    Are you Russian?
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    Re: US says Russia could join NATO

    Quote Originally Posted by justone View Post
    Practically no accent. Let me guess Monterey, CA?
    Whats in Monterey CA? No me from New York.


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    Re: US says Russia could join NATO (rofl)

    Quote Originally Posted by a777pilot View Post
    The Bobo Administartion thinks that Iran and Venezuela are democratcies. So why not Russia? Next thing we will hear the bobo crew say China and North Korea are democraties. It wouldn't surprise me.
    Technically, to be a democracy all you need to do is elect your main politicians by popular vote. So Iran and Venezuela are democracies. Not open, clean and honest ones (well, Venezuela was), but still democracies. China only elects its town councils, and North Korea doesn't actually vote.

    Just because a country's electoral process doesn't mirror ours does not mean it is not a democracy.
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    Re: US says Russia could join NATO

    Quote Originally Posted by Kalle View Post
    the US does not like Russia s o why will they join NATO? no good will come from this.
    Unless you are trying to break NATO. By accepting the enemy of an organization that is designed to defend against that enemy, that organization has no purpose and therefore is to be disbanded. How much does NATO cost the US annually?
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    Re: US says Russia could join NATO

    Quote Originally Posted by OxymoronP View Post
    Whats in Monterey CA? No me from New York.
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    Re: US says Russia could join NATO

    Quote Originally Posted by kaya'08 View Post
    Are you Russian?
    Let me make it clear. First of all I am an American. I do not hold any other citizenship. And I am proud to be an American.

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    Re: US says Russia could join NATO (rofl)

    Quote Originally Posted by obvious Child View Post
    Technically, to be a democracy all you need to do is elect your main politicians by popular vote. So Iran and Venezuela are democracies. Not open, clean and honest ones (well, Venezuela was), but still democracies. China only elects its town councils, and North Korea doesn't actually vote.

    Just because a country's electoral process doesn't mirror ours does not mean it is not a democracy.
    Actually, the electoral process isnt the only thing that defines a Democracy. Hence North Korea being a Dictatorship, Iran being a Theocracy and Russia being a democracy in the sense its more or less there but it still has a long way to go.


    Let me make it clear. First of all I am an American. I do not hold any other citizenship. And I am proud to be an American.
    I know your American, i would never consider you anything else other than American. But what i was asking was if your family are decendants of people from Russia. Just out of concern because you have some knowledge on the Russian dialect.
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