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    Huge blob of Arctic goo floats past Slope communities

    Who remembers the movie "The Blob"? Well, folks, it's heeeerrrrreeeee!!

    "It's pitch black when it hits ice and it kind of discolors the ice and hangs off of it," Brower said. He saw some jellyfish tangled up in the stuff, and someone turned in what was left of a dead goose -- just bones and feathers -- to the borough's wildlife department.
    So, what exactly is it? Anybody have any ideas?

    Article is here.
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    Re: Huge blob of Arctic goo floats past Slope communities

    algae most likely

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    Re: Huge blob of Arctic goo floats past Slope communities

    That damn George Bush.

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    Re: Huge blob of Arctic goo floats past Slope communities

    AlGore went up to check on the Arctic ice and got so mad that he spontaneously combusted. The gooey fat is all that's left of him.

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    Re: Huge blob of Arctic goo floats past Slope communities

    Manbearpig

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    Re: Huge blob of Arctic goo floats past Slope communities

    Sarah Palin stated, "I can see the goo from here!"
    No men are anywhere, and Im allowed to go in, because Im the owner of the pageant and therefore Im inspecting it, Trump said... Is everyone OK? You know, theyre standing there with no clothes. Is everybody OK? And you see these incredible looking women, and so I sort of get away with things like that.

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    Re: Huge blob of Arctic goo floats past Slope communities

    Yeah and it had hairy fiber stuff on it. You know...**** that. We should probably just kill that **** off with napalm now and avoid a made for T.V. docudrama about the "thing that killed Alaska."
    *insert profound statement here*

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    Re: Huge blob of Arctic goo floats past Slope communities

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    Who remembers the movie "The Blob"? Well, folks, it's heeeerrrrreeeee!!

    So, what exactly is it? Anybody have any ideas?

    Article is here.
    George Bush and Dick Cheney created it to take out NK, but the dems obviously cut funding for the program and now it's out of control.
    Climate, changes. It takes a particularly uneducated population to buy into the idea that it's their fault climate is changing and further political solutions can fix it.



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    Re: Huge blob of Arctic goo floats past Slope communities

    Quote Originally Posted by Middleground View Post
    Sarah Palin stated, "I can see the goo from here!"
    What is it with you libruls and your fear of Sarah Palin? Why are you so scared of her that you have to make every thread here about her?

    Geesh.

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    Re: Huge blob of Arctic goo floats past Slope communities

    No, Wait! I know, remember Ghostbusters II? Yeah that slime that formed from all the hate in NYC? This is all that hate from the media at Palin become corporeal and is now out of control!
    Climate, changes. It takes a particularly uneducated population to buy into the idea that it's their fault climate is changing and further political solutions can fix it.



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