“Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checked by failure...than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.”
I LIKED THE BILLY MAYS GUY. YES HE WAS LOUD, BUT THAT WAS PART OF WHAT WAS SO GREAT ABOUT IT. HE STOOD OUT. AND THAT OXICLEAN STUFF REALLY WORKS. ONE TIME, I CAME BACK FROM A RUN AND MY DOG GOT SOME RUNS OF HIS OWN ALL OVER THE HOUSE. IT LOOKED LIKE A BMX DIRTBIKE DERBY WENT OFF IN MY HOUSE. I GRABBED UP SOME OXICLEAN AND A FEW HOURS LATER YOU COULDN'T EVEN TELL ANYTHING HAD HAPPENED. I OWE BILLY MAYS A DEBT OF GRATITUDE, FOR HELPING ME KEEP MY SECURITY DEPOSIT. RIP BILLY MAYS *
*Done in loud caps, out of respect
"Loyalty only matters when there's a hundred reasons not to be-" Gen. Mattis
Oh, man. I hope he wasn't oxycuted!
"you're better off on Stormfront discussing how evil brown men are taking innocent white flowers." Infinite Chaos
I'm already gearing up for Finger Vote 2014.
Just for reference, means my post was a giant steaming pile of sarcasm.
He should have went to the hospital!
~Following My Own Flow~
The ghost of Jack Kevorkian for President's Physician: 2016
I recently bought some of that Mighty Mend-it!
Billy convinced me that I had to have it!