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    Re: TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at Florida home

    Quote Originally Posted by bhkad View Post
    TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at Florida home

    By MITCH STACY Associated Press Writer © 2009 The Associated Press
    June 28, 2009, 1:11PM



    TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at Florida home | Top AP Stories | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle
    NO! Billy Mays was my hero! Eff the shamwow loser, Bill Mays will sit on your face!

    R.I.P Billy Mays
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    Re: TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at Florida home

    I LIKED THE BILLY MAYS GUY. YES HE WAS LOUD, BUT THAT WAS PART OF WHAT WAS SO GREAT ABOUT IT. HE STOOD OUT. AND THAT OXICLEAN STUFF REALLY WORKS. ONE TIME, I CAME BACK FROM A RUN AND MY DOG GOT SOME RUNS OF HIS OWN ALL OVER THE HOUSE. IT LOOKED LIKE A BMX DIRTBIKE DERBY WENT OFF IN MY HOUSE. I GRABBED UP SOME OXICLEAN AND A FEW HOURS LATER YOU COULDN'T EVEN TELL ANYTHING HAD HAPPENED. I OWE BILLY MAYS A DEBT OF GRATITUDE, FOR HELPING ME KEEP MY SECURITY DEPOSIT. RIP BILLY MAYS *

    *Done in loud caps, out of respect
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    Re: TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at Florida home

    He's dead?!

    Oh, man. I hope he wasn't oxycuted!
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    Re: TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at Florida home

    Quote Originally Posted by hiswoman View Post
    I've got it! Iran is behind it all so that our airwaves will be overloaded with this news instead of what's going on over there!
    I was thinking more like:

    ZOMG HOMELAND SECURITY IS ASSASSASSASSASSINATIN CELEBRITEIES TO KEEP US TEH DISTRACED WHILE IRAN GOES TO HELL IN A HANDBUCKET!

    BUCKET!

    I HAS A BUCKET!

    BUCKET ACHIEIEIEIEIEIEIEVED!

    Got it now?
    I'm already gearing up for Finger Vote 2014.

    Just for reference, means my post was a giant steaming pile of sarcasm.

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    Re: TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at Florida home

    He should have went to the hospital!
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    Re: TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at Florida home

    Quote Originally Posted by WI Crippler View Post
    I LIKED THE BILLY MAYS GUY. YES HE WAS LOUD, BUT THAT WAS PART OF WHAT WAS SO GREAT ABOUT IT. HE STOOD OUT. AND THAT OXICLEAN STUFF REALLY WORKS. ONE TIME, I CAME BACK FROM A RUN AND MY DOG GOT SOME RUNS OF HIS OWN ALL OVER THE HOUSE. IT LOOKED LIKE A BMX DIRTBIKE DERBY WENT OFF IN MY HOUSE. I GRABBED UP SOME OXICLEAN AND A FEW HOURS LATER YOU COULDN'T EVEN TELL ANYTHING HAD HAPPENED. I OWE BILLY MAYS A DEBT OF GRATITUDE, FOR HELPING ME KEEP MY SECURITY DEPOSIT. RIP BILLY MAYS *

    *Done in loud caps, out of respect

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    Re: TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at Florida home

    Quote Originally Posted by SgtRock View Post
    Billy Mayes and MJ gone and I turn 50 next year. I guess id better give up smoking, drinking, and crack if I wanna see 51.
    I wouldn't worry. I turn 60 in another year, and I am having a blast in life. Living and dying have a lot to do with state of mind. As they say, don't worry, be happy.
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    Re: TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at Florida home

    I recently bought some of that Mighty Mend-it!

    Billy convinced me that I had to have it!

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    Re: TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at Florida home

    Quote Originally Posted by sazerac View Post
    I recently bought some of that Mighty Mend-it!

    Billy convinced me that I had to have it!
    How is it?

    I'll admit that I never do laundry without oxyclean. It's that good.
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    Re: TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at Florida home

    Quote Originally Posted by StandUpChuck View Post
    How is it?

    I'll admit that I never do laundry without oxyclean. It's that good.
    Oxyclean will indeed clean anything.

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