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Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

Apocalypse said:
It took me time to organize this one, but it was totally worth it. :2razz:
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Definitely worth it. Sometimes, I know there is a golden joke in something, but I just can't get it worded right. You did. Now I'm going to steal it. :2razz: J/K
 
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Just goes to show ya, everything happens in two's, first the fly Obama killed now Jackson.
 
A couple more good ones I've heard recently:

The E.M.T's probably could have gotten to him sooner to save him if it weren't for the big wheels that were blocking the driveway.

A.B.C. easy as R.I.P.
 
Laila said:
I was about to fall asleep in bed when i heard this announced on LBC. I actual sat up.
Bummer, talk about ruining a night of sleep :(

Very sad and RIP in Michael, i still love your music ...

Sad and very annoyed on my part, 90 quid a ticket. Reckon i can get a refund? No wait, wait. Ignore that part. Too soon for that i suppose
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Doesnt look like your getting your money back Laila. :(

You can't leave your black side.
Look at Jackson and what it did to him, it drove him mad. Let that be a warning to everyone else =D

But no complaints on the women side. More feminine than me
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Which brings me to my point: How the hell did his kids come out blondies? Ive never seen any evidence of those kids being adopted. Perhaps im just badly informed.

I heard half a billion dollars of debt. Is that unreal or what?
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Theres me thinking the Banks caused the crises because of their irresponsibility. Obviously i was mistaken.
 
Jerry said:
It's the end of an era.
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Its all over my friend, these days everything is just synthetic notes and plastic surgery. All the old cultural and social revolutions of the 20th century are dead.
 
Dr_Patrick said:
A couple more good ones I've heard recently:

The E.M.T's probably could have gotten to him sooner to save him if it weren't for the big wheels that were blocking the driveway.

A.B.C. easy as R.I.P.
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Here's an old standby, but always fitting for a celebrity death:


What's Michael Jackson's favorite song?





He doesn't have one, because he's dead!
 
Tucker Case said:
Here's an old standby, but always fitting for a celebrity death:

What's Michael Jackson's favorite song?

He doesn't have one, because he's dead!
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Here are some more:

When Farah arrived at the pearly gates God granted her 1 wish. Farah thought for a minute and said “I wish for the children to be safe”. God paused, smiled and then told her… “The children are safe… i just killed Michael Jackson”

Today’s mourners break into two camps: Farrah Fawcett Majors and Michael Jackson minors.

Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are not true! He was in the children’s ward having a stroke

In honor of Michael Jackson's death McDonalds has released a new sandwich: 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
 
Dr_Patrick said:
Today’s mourners break into two camps: Farrah Fawcett Majors and Michael Jackson minors.

Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are not true! He was in the children’s ward having a stroke

In honor of Michael Jackson's death McDonalds has released a new sandwich: 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
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Thats the funniest **** ive heard all week.
 
Jackson was an innovator. He influenced the world of dance tremendously.

Rest in Peace.
 
Turns out he didn't die from a heart attack, it was food poisoning from eating 12-year-old sausage.
 
It still amazes me that the death of someone can cause 18 pages of debate.
 
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