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    Re: Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

    Quote Originally Posted by ARealConservative View Post
    Michael Jackson will not be cremated. Instead, since he was mostly made of plastic, his body will be melted down and molded into Legos so kids can play with him for a change.

    Too soon?
    I heard it was pepsi bottles so that he could still end up in kids mouths.
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    Re: Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

    Quote Originally Posted by FlappyTheKinkajou View Post
    It wasn't vitiligo. That condition leaves white splotches, not a complete lack pigmentation.
    Depends on what type you have. I don't know the medical terminology off the top of my head but one form does have the potential to affect very large areas of skin, including full limbs and sometimes the entire body. And he apparently wore pale makeup to even out his skin tone when the condition got more advanced, so yep, as the daughter of a sufferer (my dad has no pigment left on either leg up to his knees, leaving them a fetching glow in the dark white) I could believe Jackson had it.
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    Re: Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    Poor Ed McMahon gets totally lost in the shuffle.
    Just another way the white man is being kept down these days.




    I think



    Which race is claiming Jacko?
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    Re: Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

    Let's just face it, dying is the most normal thing Michael Jackson has done in a long time.
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    Re: Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    I heard it was pepsi bottles so that he could still end up in kids mouths.
    You owe me a new keyboard, Mr. Funny when I'm drinkin' my coffee. Pfft.
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    Re: Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

    Quote Originally Posted by WI Crippler View Post
    Let's just face it, dying is the most normal thing Michael Jackson has done in a long time.
    Best joke of the thread!
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    Re: Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

    Quote Originally Posted by Laila View Post
    Respect is earned.

    What is highly amusing is watching the British press. They tore Jackson apart on being a pedo and then complained and whined that US was foisting a pedo onto UK when Jackson was considering buying property in UK and moving here and now look at them! Sweet as sugar and mourning the death of a best friend ... talk about great acting.
    And all the folks on TV talking about how close they were to Jackson and then being asked when they actually last spoke to him. "Um, don't want to discuss that". Translation: not in a long friggin' time.
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    Re: Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

    Quote Originally Posted by kaya'08 View Post
    Doesnt look like your getting your money back Laila.



    Which brings me to my point: How the hell did his kids come out blondies? Ive never seen any evidence of those kids being adopted. Perhaps im just badly informed.



    Theres me thinking the Banks caused the crises because of their irresponsibility. Obviously i was mistaken.



    Easy, he couldn't have kids, so he had a sperm donor who was white, and adopted the last one.
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    Re: Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend_Hellh0und View Post
    Easy, he couldn't have kids, so he had a sperm donor who was white, and adopted the last one.
    Jackson couldn't have children?

    Well, we all know Jackson was abnormal. Maybe he could also father blonde children. The drugs affect his genes or sperm?


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    Re: Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

    Quote Originally Posted by Laila View Post
    Jackson couldn't have children?

    Well, we all know Jackson was abnormal. Maybe he could also father blonde children. The drugs affect his genes or sperm?



    Nonsense. he is a black kid who bleached himself into barbara striesand.


    his kids don't come in bleach. someone else is the daddy. common sense.
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