Macaulay Culkin... You ARE the father!
Is society was made of coral our world would be floral.
Poor Ed McMahon gets totally lost in the shuffle.
Tucker Case - Tard magnet.
Michael Jackson will not be cremated. Instead, since he was mostly made of plastic, his body will be melted down and molded into Legos so kids can play with him for a change.
"I'll govern for all the ambitions of Scotland, and for all of the people who imagine that we can live in a better land. This party, the Scottish party, your party, carries your hope, and we shall carry it carefully, and make the nation proud."
Alex Salmond, First Minister of Scotland, Scottish National Party