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    Re: Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

    Just goes to show ya, everything happens in two's, first the fly Obama killed now Jackson.
    It's nothing more than X's and O's.

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    Re: Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    Actually, I did steal it.

    It's just too good.


    You owe me a joke.
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    Re: Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

    Quote Originally Posted by Apocalypse View Post


    You owe me a joke.
    I'm sure I've got one or two posted here in the past worthy of stealing. You are free to take any of them and all of them if you like.
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    Re: Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

    A couple more good ones I've heard recently:

    The E.M.T's probably could have gotten to him sooner to save him if it weren't for the big wheels that were blocking the driveway.

    A.B.C. easy as R.I.P.

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    Re: Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

    It's the end of an era.

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    Re: Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

    Quote Originally Posted by Laila View Post
    I was about to fall asleep in bed when i heard this announced on LBC. I actual sat up.
    Bummer, talk about ruining a night of sleep

    Very sad and RIP in Michael, i still love your music ...

    Sad and very annoyed on my part, 90 quid a ticket. Reckon i can get a refund? No wait, wait. Ignore that part. Too soon for that i suppose
    Doesnt look like your getting your money back Laila.

    You can't leave your black side.
    Look at Jackson and what it did to him, it drove him mad. Let that be a warning to everyone else =D

    But no complaints on the women side. More feminine than me
    Which brings me to my point: How the hell did his kids come out blondies? Ive never seen any evidence of those kids being adopted. Perhaps im just badly informed.

    I heard half a billion dollars of debt. Is that unreal or what?
    Theres me thinking the Banks caused the crises because of their irresponsibility. Obviously i was mistaken.
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    Re: Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

    Quote Originally Posted by Jerry View Post
    It's the end of an era.
    Its all over my friend, these days everything is just synthetic notes and plastic surgery. All the old cultural and social revolutions of the 20th century are dead.
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    Re: Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr_Patrick View Post
    A couple more good ones I've heard recently:

    The E.M.T's probably could have gotten to him sooner to save him if it weren't for the big wheels that were blocking the driveway.

    A.B.C. easy as R.I.P.
    Here's an old standby, but always fitting for a celebrity death:


    What's Michael Jackson's favorite song?





    He doesn't have one, because he's dead!
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    Re: Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    Here's an old standby, but always fitting for a celebrity death:

    What's Michael Jackson's favorite song?

    He doesn't have one, because he's dead!
    Here are some more:

    When Farah arrived at the pearly gates God granted her 1 wish. Farah thought for a minute and said “I wish for the children to be safe”. God paused, smiled and then told her… “The children are safe… i just killed Michael Jackson”

    Today’s mourners break into two camps: Farrah Fawcett Majors and Michael Jackson minors.

    Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are not true! He was in the children’s ward having a stroke

    In honor of Michael Jackson's death McDonalds has released a new sandwich: 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

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    Re: Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr_Patrick View Post
    Today’s mourners break into two camps: Farrah Fawcett Majors and Michael Jackson minors.

    Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are not true! He was in the children’s ward having a stroke

    In honor of Michael Jackson's death McDonalds has released a new sandwich: 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

    Thats the funniest **** ive heard all week.
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