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    CIA seeks laid-off bankers in recruitment drive

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - Laid off from Wall Street? The CIA wants you -- as long as you can pass a lie detector test and show that you are motivated by service to your country rather than your wallet.


    The Central Intelligence Agency has been advertising for recruits and will be holding interviews on June 22 at a secret location in New York.


    "Economics, finance and business professionals, if the quest for the bottom line is just not enough for you, the Central Intelligence Agency has a mission like no other," one radio advertisement for the agency says.
    So what qualities does one need to have to join the CIA?

    1) Sneaky. That's a good start. The banksters had a lot of practice, sneakily transferring money from the general public to themselves and their friends.

    2) Able to lie to an enemy with a straight face. The banksters have had a lot of practice with that too. And if they were able to lie so well to their own countrymen, lying to an enemy will be so much easier to do.

    3) And the main qualification? Able to do untold damage to an enemy nation. Look what they did to America, then imagine turning them loose on Russia, China, or any other opponent.

    No wonder the CIA wants the banksters on their payroll. Each one of them is a one-man wrecking crew with no morals. Our enemies will now have much to fear.


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    Re: CIA seeks laid-off bankers in recruitment drive

    Interesting. Either the CIA is interested in embezzling and money laundering, or maybe they're trying to track financial things for peoples they don't like.
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    Re: CIA seeks laid-off bankers in recruitment drive

    I work in banking. But, alas, the CIA does not pay enough.
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    Re: CIA seeks laid-off bankers in recruitment drive

    Quote Originally Posted by stekim View Post
    I work in banking. But, alas, the CIA does not pay enough.
    not to mention that they frown on people of your political persuasion..
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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahBill View Post
    not to mention that they frown on people of your political persuasion..
    Indeed. I tend to be pro due process and human rights. They hate that stuff.
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    Re: CIA seeks laid-off bankers in recruitment drive

    Quote Originally Posted by stekim View Post
    Indeed. I tend to be pro due process and human rights. They hate that stuff.
    You are either one of them, or you are a perp....
    that is a form of paranoia that takes over the minds of many law enforcement types. Many lose perspective in a short time after getting the badge...
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    Re: CIA seeks laid-off bankers in recruitment drive

    You should be thankful to each and every person who protects your asses and gives you the right to speak as you see fit about them. Many could be making lots of money but they choose to serve our great Nation.


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    Re: CIA seeks laid-off bankers in recruitment drive

    Quote Originally Posted by OxymoronP View Post
    You should be thankful to each and every person who protects your asses and gives you the right to speak as you see fit about them. Many could be making lots of money but they choose to serve our great Nation.
    I am thankful, but I am not so stupid that I turn a blind eye to the corrupt among them....
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    Re: CIA seeks laid-off bankers in recruitment drive

    Quote Originally Posted by OxymoronP View Post
    You should be thankful to each and every person who protects your asses and gives you the right to speak as you see fit about them. Many could be making lots of money but they choose to serve our great Nation.
    I am very thankful UtahBill spent 22.5 years protecting my ass.

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    Re: CIA seeks laid-off bankers in recruitment drive

    Quote Originally Posted by UtahBill View Post
    You are either one of them, or you are a perp....
    that is a form of paranoia that takes over the minds of many law enforcement types. Many lose perspective in a short time after getting the badge...
    Indeed. So I'm a perp. Whatever. But I know I haven't tortured anyone or sent them to secret prisons without due process. If that makes me the bad guy, cool.
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