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    Police: Coke dealer killed, cooked to avoid debt

    A coach at a private school owed a drug dealer a lot of money, so rather than pay up, he decided to try out some Julia Child recipes. LOL.

    A high school football coach and another man killed a cocaine dealer to avoid paying a debt, dismembered his body and cooked the remains at a concrete business, prosecutors said Monday.
    Not a bad result - One drug dealer down, and a psycho in jail. 2 birds killed with one wok. LOL.

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    Re: Police: Coke dealer killed, cooked to avoid debt

    I wonder if they mixed any of the magic pixie dust in as a spice.

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    Re: Police: Coke dealer killed, cooked to avoid debt

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    A coach at a private school owed a drug dealer a lot of money, so rather than pay up, he decided to try out some Julia Child recipes. LOL.



    Not a bad result - One drug dealer down, and a psycho in jail. 2 birds killed with one wok. LOL.

    Article is here.
    What kinda sauce did they use?

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    Re: Police: Coke dealer killed, cooked to avoid debt

    Things go better with coke.

    Including BBQ'd dealer.

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    Re: Police: Coke dealer killed, cooked to avoid debt

    They were probably cooked when they did it.

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    Re: Police: Coke dealer killed, cooked to avoid debt

    They fry a coke dealer and now their goose is cooked?

    What's wrong with this picture?

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    Re: Police: Coke dealer killed, cooked to avoid debt

    I prefer mine medium rare, over low coals, served with a nice balsamic vinegar and mushroom reduction.

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    Re: Police: Coke dealer killed, cooked to avoid debt

    Quote Originally Posted by celticlord View Post
    Things go better with coke.

    Including BBQ'd dealer.
    I wonder if it was a catsup based sauce or a ketchup based one?

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    Re: Police: Coke dealer killed, cooked to avoid debt

    Quote Originally Posted by winston53660 View Post
    I wonder if it was a catsup based sauce or a ketchup based one?
    It might have been vinegar or mustard-based, but that's practically heresy to me.

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    Re: Police: Coke dealer killed, cooked to avoid debt

    Quote Originally Posted by Catz Part Deux View Post
    It might have been vinegar or mustard-based, but that's practically heresy to me.
    MUST RESIST URGE TO TURN CATZ INTO BBQ FOR EVEN MENTIONING THAT!

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