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    Sotomayor Fractures Ankle at New York Airport

    Sotomayor Fractures Ankle at New York Airport - Political News - FOXNews.com


    WASHINGTON -- Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor broke her ankle Monday morning in an airport stumble on her way to Washington to meet with U.S. senators who will vote on her confirmation.


    I bet you guys could come up with some pretty funny partisan spun commentary to put on this one.
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    Re: Sotomayor Fractures Ankle at New York Airport

    if she believed and practiced the right to bear arms she could have whipped out her grenade launcher and blasted whatever was in her way, instead of tripping over it like a dependent statist fascist muslim racist welfare queen
    And why does your tone suggest that you do not care about children?

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    Re: Sotomayor Fractures Ankle at New York Airport

    I would think the ankle of a slightly overweight Latina female would have better structural integrity than that of an old white male.
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    Re: Sotomayor Fractures Ankle at New York Airport

    She'd probably want a wise Latina Doctor to fix her up.

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    Re: Sotomayor Fractures Ankle at New York Airport

    This is part of her commitment to racially neutral outcomes.

    Now she can dance like a white guy.

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    Re: Sotomayor Fractures Ankle at New York Airport

    Quote Originally Posted by new coup for you View Post
    if she believed and practiced the right to bear arms she could have whipped out her grenade launcher and blasted whatever was in her way, instead of tripping over it like a dependent statist fascist muslim racist welfare queen
    Not at all....she's demonstrating the importance of affirmative action. Now she needs help to pull herself up by her bootstraps.

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    Re: Sotomayor Fractures Ankle at New York Airport

    Well thats one way to break a leg.


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    Re: Sotomayor Fractures Ankle at New York Airport

    BREAKING NEWS! (Sorry…)
    OK, so this was obviously a stunt perpetrated by the Obama administration to get these mean Republicans to stop PICKING on the poor woman.

    Well it won’t work. These are REPUBLICANS, and a broken ankle means DIDDLY to them. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if Sessions came up to her and kicked the cast saying, “Does it hurt if I do… THIS?”

    We’ll leave the “empathy” vs. “sympathy” jokes to the Swampland Blog.

    Cold hearted bastiches.

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    Re: Sotomayor Fractures Ankle at New York Airport

    If this had been a fetus' neck instead of her own ankle, she would have applauded. What a hypocrite.
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    Re: Sotomayor Fractures Ankle at New York Airport

    Sotomayor? Personally, I would've sought-a-leg-doctor! *drumriff*

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