Now would be a ripe time to invent the auto loosening choker that lets loose when full weight is put on it.
Is society was made of coral our world would be floral.
It just gets juicier and and juicier:
Gail Jensen -- Carradine's third wife -- says she came home one day and -- starting at the door -- there were post-it notes with arrows leading into the basement.
Jensen says she followed the notes and found Carradine hanging from a rope, emulating Jesus Christ in body position. Jensen asked him what he was doing. David's response: "I really would like a sandwich."
Jensen says they were having people over, but David stayed in the basement while the guests ate upstairs. Gail says she went down to the basement several times to give him food and wine. Several hours later, he untied himself and joined the party.
Carradine's Ex -- David's Obsession Christ-like | TMZ.com
But really, it wasn't Mr Carradine's dirty little fetishes that did him in. It was a secret society of kung fu assassins according to the family's lawyer, Mark Geragos:According to the owner of Susie's Delights in Tarzana, CA, Carradine was a regular in the store -- shopping there a few times a month for years. The owner tells us Carradine owned almost every piece of bondage equipment in the store.
The order Carradine placed three weeks ago included women's lingerie, stockings, a few pieces of bondage equipment and three bondage DVDs. Some of the items were on back order and Carradine was supposed to come back and pick them up a few weeks later. He never did.
David Carradine Sex Toy Shopping List | TMZ.com
A secret sect of kung fu assassins could have silenced actor David Carradine as he delved into their shadowy activities, according to his family's lawyer.
In a twist that could be straight out of one the "Kill Bill" star's movies, attorney Mark Geragos suggested that Carradine may have been killed as he tried to uncover groups working in the martial-arts underworld.
'WHACK'Y KUNG FU - New York Post
"If religious instruction were not allowed until the child had attained the age of reason, we would be living in quite a different world" - Christopher Hitchens
> Good to be back, but I'm only visiting for a few weeks. <
Appropriately named city for something like this, I suppose.
She and Barry Williams (Greg) kissed at one point during the last season of filming the Brady Bunch.
There. Now you have 2 naughty images of Florence Henderson.