A list of drugs, folks:
Wait!!!! Cheerios? The cereal? Yup. According to the FDA, Cheerios is a drug because Cheerios markets the cereal as a healthy choice that helps reduce cholesterol. Therefore it must be regulated.
Is it just me, or does anybody else believe that the government has taken stupidity to heights never before imagined in their wildest hallucinations?
BREAKING NEWS: The government is about to declare pornography a drug because it gives us guys erections.
Doctor: "Never mind the Viagara. Here is a package with some very potent drugs in it. Take one Marilyn Chambers movie every night before bed time, and one playboy at any time you feel the urge but can't get it up. That will be $45.00 for the office visit and $600.00 for the porn....err, I mean medicine."
On the way home, the patient runs a red light. He tells the police officer that it was just an accident. It seems that the stick shift in his pants stuck, forcing his leg down on the gas pedal. The cop sees the porn in the passenger seat and arrests him for driving under the influence of drugs.
Yea, I know, I know, my story is stupid, but come on folks, it is not even 2% as stupid as the Federal government wanting to classify a cereal as a drug, is it?
Want to know what the most dangerous drug in the United States is? It is big government. It replaces heroin as the biggest monkey on peoples' backs.
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