You can't make up stuff better than reality. LOL. TASER is suing Second Life because they now have virtual tasers. TASER contends that Second Life is damaging their reputation with their ersatz tasers.
I have a better idea. In order to combat virtual products, such as the virtual taser, why don't they just file a virtual lawsuit..... Wait, never mind. They already did. LMAO.
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