Are you coming to bed?
I can't. This is important.
Someone is WRONG on the internet! -XKCD
I'm sure shipping companies would happily help defray the cost of such an effort.
Alternatively, some entrepreneurial types could take some old rustbucket cargo ships and start hosting pirate hunting cruises for big game hunters bored with shooting at lions, tigers, and bears (oh my!).
"I do not underestimate the ability of fanatical groups of terrorists to kill and destroy, but they do not threaten the life of the nation. Whether we would survive Hitler hung in the balance, but there is no doubt that we shall survive al-Qa'ida." -- Lord Hoffmann