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    Re: Arrest made in alleged Obama plot

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    Throw a shoe at him!

    Wait...
    His Commie-Shield would deflect it; making the Dow Jones drop 2000 trillion points.
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    Re: Arrest made in alleged Obama plot

    he's black, he'd catch the shoe, dribble it and dunk it with like 30 seconds of air time
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    Re: Arrest made in alleged Obama plot

    Quote Originally Posted by new coup for you View Post
    he's black, he'd catch the shoe, dribble it and dunk it with like 30 seconds of air time
    yeah, but that's when I pee in his tea.

    30 seconds? Do you even watch basketball?

    Try like 30 minutes of air-time. These modern ballers can veto while in the air.
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    Re: Arrest made in alleged Obama plot

    Quote Originally Posted by Arch Enemy View Post
    Do you even watch basketball?




    ...whew...

    No.
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    Re: Arrest made in alleged Obama plot

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    ...whew...

    No.
    Probably a good thing. You might want to avoid all Philadelphia basketball for a while. Iverson hasn't come back, yet.

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    Re: Arrest made in alleged Obama plot

    The only sport I watch, which is only very occasionally (as in when one of my friends has an extra ticket to a game) is hockey. Because baseball is boring, basketball is handball for genetic freaks and football is like watching a screaming commercial for three hours. In hockey people that are normal human beings (not eight foot tall monsters or 800 lb human bombs that have been shaped into a ballistic object) compete in an actual sporting event.
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    Re: Arrest made in alleged Obama plot

    Quote Originally Posted by Arch Enemy View Post
    yeah, but that's when I pee in his tea.

    30 seconds? Do you even watch basketball?

    Try like 30 minutes of air-time. These modern ballers can veto while in the air.
    That's because they've stopped calling traveling in basketball. Basketball doesn't follow it's own rules, it's lost all credibility. It should be taken off the air so we aren't subjected to the boring, cheating sport and instead put on something awesome like hockey. There's a real sport.
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    Re: Arrest made in alleged Obama plot

    Had the guy been a tax cheat he could've gotten close enough to Obama to stab him.
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    Re: Arrest made in alleged Obama plot

    Quote Originally Posted by Ikari View Post
    That's because they've stopped calling traveling in basketball. Basketball doesn't follow it's own rules, it's lost all credibility. It should be taken off the air so we aren't subjected to the boring, cheating sport and instead put on something awesome like hockey. There's a real sport.
    See, there you go.
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    Re: Arrest made in alleged Obama plot

    Quote Originally Posted by GottaHurt View Post
    Had the guy been a tax cheat he could've gotten close enough to Obama to stab him.
    Had the guy been a terrorist he could have... oh wait.
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