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    Re: Iran offers to help US rebuild Afghanistan

    This would be my response to Iran:

    Dear Iran,

    Firstly, I would like to warmly thank you for the opportunity our nation-states have to work together. I will grant pardon for all your infractions against civility, all your deceit when it comes to nuclear armament, and that one little incident back in the 70s-ish where you sorta took some Americans hostage.. yeah that is forgiven too.
    But! Before we offer you a contract on which to help rebuild (or, quite simply you intentions of engulfing more of the middle-east into your theocratic sphere of influence.. etc.) Afghanistan, we are going to have to kindly ask you to get rid of your CEO. He can "step aside"

    Kthx, bye!
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    Re: Iran offers to help US rebuild Afghanistan

    Well we know they won't be building gay bars there, since they don't have that "phenomenon" in Iran.
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    Re: Iran offers to help US rebuild Afghanistan

    Quote Originally Posted by Stryker View Post
    Wed be stupid to trust them.
    I agree.

    I trust Iran about as much as I trust Hamas members to run a jewish daycare center.

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    Re: Iran offers to help US rebuild Afghanistan

    Stryker posted(This isnt a serious issue to you? The country that trained insurgents inside their borders, armed them with EFPs and sent them into Iraq to kill Americans wants to help us in Afghanistan. Does that make any sense? Do you believe that Obamas feel good video to the Iranians made everything all better?)

    As another poster has said Afghani Sunni's versus Iranian Shiites
    Initially when the USA decided to back certain elements (albeit Tribal) within Afghanistan, against their struggle with the Taliban (Sunni extremist Wahabi sect) Government, Iran was very much on the side of the US.
    With a long border that Iran has with Afghanistan it would have been absurdly facile for Iran to have backed Afghani insurgency against the USA.
    This has not occurred.
    One should try to understand ALL the strands that make up the policies of Nations that are against both US and West in general as opposed to policies that are very much in favor.
    It is in the interests of Russia/Iran/US/West in general that Afghanistan becomes and remains a stable nation under a NON Taliban Government.
    Sunni Wahabism is a branch of Islam that advocates growth by force.

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    Re: Iran offers to help US rebuild Afghanistan

    Yes, let's let the burglar install our security system.
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    Re: Iran offers to help US rebuild Afghanistan

    Quote Originally Posted by Vader View Post
    I agree.

    I trust Iran about as much as I trust Hamas members to run a jewish daycare center.
    Are you insinuating that Hamas hates little Jews (Jewlettes, I suppose)?
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    Re: Iran offers to help US rebuild Afghanistan

    Quote Originally Posted by Arch Enemy View Post
    Are you insinuating that Hamas hates little Jews (Jewlettes, I suppose)?
    Oh ... something like that.


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