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    Re: Call for higher circumcision rate

    Quote Originally Posted by Slippery Slope View Post
    The foreskin has twelve known functions.
    They are:

    1. to cover and bond with the synechia so as to permit the development of the mucosal surface of the glans and inner foreskin.
    2. to protect the infant's glans from feces and ammonia in diapers.
    3. to protect the glans penis from friction and abrasion throughout life.
    4. to keep the glans moisturized and soft with emollient oils.
    5. to lubricate the glans.
    6. to coat the glans with a waxy protective substance.
    7. to provide sufficient skin to cover an erection by unfolding.
    8. to provide an aid to masturbation and foreplay.
    9. to serve as an aid to penetration.
    10. to reduce friction and chafing during intercourse.
    11. to serve as erogenous tissue because of its rich supply of erogenous receptors.
    12. to contact and stimulate the G-spot of the female partner.
    Anatomy of the Penis and Mechanics of Intercourse
    Is it just me, or can this list be downgraded to just 8 reasons b/c 1, 4,5, and 6 are all the same, just worded differently.

    And slippery, you get a thanks x10, for having the name Slippery Slope, while posting about the lubrication of the head of the penis in a penis related thread.

    #2 and #8 arent really the reason why there is foreskin though. Diapers and masturbation dont fit into the equation on why there is foreskin as I am pretty sure man, had not yet created a diaper before the foreskin, nor did masterbation create foreskin.

    So really, its a list of 12, that needs only be a list of 6.

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    Re: Call for higher circumcision rate

    So foreskin caused masturbation?
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    Re: Call for higher circumcision rate

    The use of dick-head with or without a hat is a pejorative in the UK, is it in the US?

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    Re: Call for higher circumcision rate

    Quote Originally Posted by B L Zeebub View Post
    The use of dick-head with or without a hat is a pejorative in the UK, is it in the US?
    i would take Hat to mean the rubber. same as when i tell my son "if he is going to go out in the rain, dont forget the raincoat"

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    How the hell did you just tie in a retroactive reparative measure with a proactive preventative measure. Not even close to being the same thing.

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    Re: Call for higher circumcision rate

    Quote Originally Posted by new coup for you View Post
    good, because without it not only is your junk unblowable, you're going to hell.

    sexual attractiveness AND a covenant with God. A good deal, I say.
    Haven't you read the New Testament?
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    Re: Call for higher circumcision rate

    Quote Originally Posted by aps View Post
    Hee hee hee You are preaching to the choir, NCFY.
    I see, shall we now examine anything gross on women?
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    Re: Call for higher circumcision rate

    Quote Originally Posted by American View Post
    I see, shall we now examine anything gross on women?
    line up the fatties and the butter faces

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    Re: Call for higher circumcision rate

    Quote Originally Posted by DeeJayH View Post
    line up the fatties and the butter faces
    How about when she bends over and shows off those bumps growing on her fat ass?
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    Re: Call for higher circumcision rate

    Beam me up Scotty; there's no sign of intelligence on this thread....


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    Re: Call for higher circumcision rate

    Quote Originally Posted by Truth Detector View Post
    Beam me up Scotty; there's no sign of intelligence on this thread....

    in which thread is there

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