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    Re: What to do with a captured pirate

    LOL
    Supermarkets are unheard of but i suppose they have to deal with the most important issues first - Getting decent hijacking gear.

    They do suck at looking like a pirates

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    Re: What to do with a captured pirate

    Quote Originally Posted by Laila View Post
    LOL
    Supermarkets are unheard of but i suppose they have to deal with the most important issues first - Getting decent hijacking gear.

    They do suck at looking like a pirates
    You know decades from now Hollywood will do movies on the Somali pirates and you know they aren't gonna look like young men running around in torn boxer shorts and ill matched goodwill crap. I'd love to see what the best looking wives look like.

    There's just no good clothes to be had in Somali I guess and the pirates are very careful about where on the seas they will go because if captured and arrested right off their coast they get handed back to Somalia or they go to Kenya. If they are caught somewhere other than their coast then they risk being brought to Europe or elsewhere for trial.

    I think us women should start mailing hotter looking clothes to the "Pirates of Somalia."

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    Re: What to do with a captured pirate

    Quote Originally Posted by talloulou View Post
    Oh that's great. My favorite part comes at 0:42...

    "Many of these pirates used to be fisherman who have now traded their nets for their weapons. The subsistence way of life for the high-life.

    Pirates have the best houses...

    The fanciest cars...

    The prettiest women...

    ...say the people here."



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    Re: What to do with a captured pirate

    Quote Originally Posted by talloulou View Post
    I think us women should start mailing hotter looking clothes to the "Pirates of Somalia."
    Pmsl, i don't think we'll find a address to send clothes too ....

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    Re: What to do with a captured pirate

    Quote Originally Posted by Laila View Post
    Pmsl, i don't think we'll find a address to send clothes too ....
    Just put the stuff on a ship headed that way...The way things are going I'm sure they'll get it.

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    Re: What to do with a captured pirate

    Quote Originally Posted by talloulou View Post
    Just put the stuff on a ship headed that way...The way things are going I'm sure they'll get it.
    LOL
    Dump it on a Arab oil ship, will be certain to reach them =D

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    Re: What to do with a captured pirate

    Oh the horrible clothes might be a defensive tactic:

    "If the U.N. gives approval to fight pirates on land, that will only lead to death of innocent Somalis. They cannot differentiate us from ordinary Somalis, we dress alike. Piracy will not stop unless we get a government."
    "I'm a successful Somali pirate" - Yassin's story

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    Re: What to do with a captured pirate

    Ohhhh ...

    Clever, rich and brave?
    I may just have found my future husband :O

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    Re: What to do with a captured pirate

    Quote Originally Posted by Laila View Post
    Ohhhh ...

    Clever, rich and brave?
    I may just have found my future husband :O
    I know, smart huh? I bet that's why their dinghys always look so shot too. I was thinking, WTF, can't they afford a dinghy that doesn't look like it's about to sink any minute?

    But you know, they are fishing villages. I imagine looking like a fisherman on a rotted out dinghy is as much a tactic as the shoddy apparel. Fascinating. It really is.

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    Re: What to do with a captured pirate

    Quote Originally Posted by talloulou View Post
    Here's an interesting read on what the poster was referring to....

    Johann Hari: You Are Being Lied to About Pirates



    Wait, so, they are fishing in radioactive waters?
    Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us

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