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    Sword Swallowers Awareness Day

    Don't forget, folks, that today is Sword Swallowers Awareness Day. This is as important as....... Well, whatever Congress decides it should be, and as bureaucratic and stupid as Congresscritters are, I wouldn't put it past them making this day a national holiday and forcing the rest of us to observe it.

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    Re: Sword Swallowers Awareness Day

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    Don't forget, folks, that today is Sword Swallowers Awareness Day. This is as important as....... Well, whatever Congress decides it should be, and as bureaucratic and stupid as Congresscritters are, I wouldn't put it past them making this day a national holiday and forcing the rest of us to observe it.

    Article is here.
    what does this have to do with congress?

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    Re: Sword Swallowers Awareness Day

    The only holiday worth celebrating is Talk Like a Pirate Day.
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    Re: Sword Swallowers Awareness Day

    They should just name it Monica Lewinsky Day.
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    Re: Sword Swallowers Awareness Day

    Quote Originally Posted by American View Post
    They should just name it Monica Lewinsky Day.
    That's national butter knife day.
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    You guys are weird.

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