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5) In Omaha, a man is suing the company that produces eggs for the state of Nebraska, because he ate 50 of them in an egg eating contest and got sick.
I like the one here better where a guy sued God for making terroristic threats.
State Sen. Ernie Chambers Sues God - Omaha News Story - KETV Omaha
The lawsuit accuses God "of making and continuing to make terroristic threats of grave harm to innumerable persons, including constituents of Plaintiff who Plaintiff has the duty to represent." It says God has caused "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects and the like."
The suit also says God has caused "calamitous catastrophes resulting in the wide-spread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants including innocent babes, infants, children, the aged and infirm without mercy or distinction."
:rofl