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    Re: Woman says Connecticut chimpanzee bit her in '96

    Quote Originally Posted by aps View Post
    You're a nice guy, Tucker, but I am so relieved that I am married to a man who would never make light of this situation.
    Ever go to an Irish wake? It's a cultural thing.

    And so you know, I've had more than a few people turn to me when tragedy strikes specifically because I can make them laugh, if even for a second, when terrible things happen.
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    Re: Woman says Connecticut chimpanzee bit her in '96

    Quote Originally Posted by aps View Post
    That's not what I meant, Tucker. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't disappointed in your comments in this thread. That's all.

    Jerry, by the way, the word is THAN--not then.

    I'm disappointed by your disappointment.
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    Re: Woman says Connecticut chimpanzee bit her in '96

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    Ever go to an Irish wake? It's a cultural thing.

    And so you know, I've had more than a few people turn to me when tragedy strikes specifically because I can make them laugh, if even for a second, when terrible things happen.
    That doesn't surprise me one bit. You have a fantastic sense of humor. By the way you worded your above post, these people turned to you for the laugh (versus your being funny at a time when they wouldn't be up for it).

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    Re: Woman says Connecticut chimpanzee bit her in '96

    Quote Originally Posted by aps View Post
    I guess I don't even see the point in making a joke about this. This woman is in the hospital in serious condition. Can you imagine what it would be like to have an animal maul you in your face? What if your wife was mauled by an animal, and people were making fun of it?

    She wasn't just mauled.

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    He bit both of her hands off and the cop told me he just kept eating her. It's terrible," said Lynne Mecca, a friend of the victim.
    Chimpanzee Mauls Guest At Connecticut Home - wcbstv.com

    When Travis unleashed his fury on Nash, Herold stabbed the chimp repeatedly with a butcher's knife and called 911.

    "Oh, my God! He's eating her! He's eating her face!" she screamed. When one of the first responders arrived, he mistakenly believed that Nash - who cops said was mauled for about 12 minutes - was a man because she was so mangled.

    "We got to get him out of here. He's got no face," the emergency worker said on the 911 tape.
    SANDRA HEROLD RECOUNTS PET CHIMPANZEE ATTACK ON FRIEND - New York Post
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    Re: Woman says Connecticut chimpanzee bit her in '96

    Quote Originally Posted by WillRockwell View Post
    I want to vomit over the description. If I were the lady who was mauled, I would want to die. Her quality of life is going to suck.

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    Re: Woman says Connecticut chimpanzee bit her in '96

    The fact is she's a faceless victim of agression. Everyone should be concerned.
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    Re: Woman says Connecticut chimpanzee bit her in '96

    Quote Originally Posted by aps View Post
    That doesn't surprise me one bit. You have a fantastic sense of humor. By the way you worded your above post, these people turned to you for the laugh (versus your being funny at a time when they wouldn't be up for it).
    Well, I honestly wouldn't make the same jokes if I were around the woman who was mauled.
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    Re: Woman says Connecticut chimpanzee bit her in '96

    Quote Originally Posted by American View Post
    The fact is she's a faceless victim of agression. Everyone should be concerned.
    I gotta admit, I lol'd hard at that one.
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    Re: Woman says Connecticut chimpanzee bit her in '96

    Quote Originally Posted by aps View Post
    I believe what happened was that the owner of the chimp called her friend to have her friend help her get the chimp to come inside. The friend was over there HELPING the owner of the chimp. The friend is completely innocent. Come on, sazerac. You're going to blame the friend?
    I'm not blaming the friend! For all we know these women were good friends. The victim might have been over the house all the time - with the chimp.

    When the victim went over to the house she knew very well that there would be a chimp there and that he would not be in a cage, if she was trying to get him in the house, as you say.

    It's not like she was walking down the street and out of nowhere came a pit bull to attacked her. That would be completely innocent.

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    Re: Woman says Connecticut chimpanzee bit her in '96

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    Ever go to an Irish wake? It's a cultural thing.

    And so you know, I've had more than a few people turn to me when tragedy strikes specifically because I can make them laugh, if even for a second, when terrible things happen.
    My best friend in high school and I would crack jokes to each other about classmates that died in car accidents. Nothing was sacred between us. Of course, we didn't share all these jokes with everyone.
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