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    Re: Woman says Connecticut chimpanzee bit her in '96

    Quote Originally Posted by aps View Post
    Please tell me you're better than this, Tucker. I have to believe it.
    Um...look at his avatar....Jihad Berrys...awsome avatar, btw Tucker....you either get the jokes or you don't.

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    Re: Woman says Connecticut chimpanzee bit her in '96

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    Come on, aps. You know that nobody actually thinks a chimp eating some poor innocent woman's face is funny.
    I guess I don't even see the point in making a joke about this. This woman is in the hospital in serious condition. Can you imagine what it would be like to have an animal maul you in your face? What if your wife was mauled by an animal, and people were making fun of it?

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    Re: Woman says Connecticut chimpanzee bit her in '96

    Damn, is aps still here, I thought she was moving on. :
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    Re: Woman says Connecticut chimpanzee bit her in '96

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    awsome avatar, btw Tucker.
    Thanks, made it myself.
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    Re: Woman says Connecticut chimpanzee bit her in '96

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    Come on, aps. You know that nobody actually thinks a chimp eating some poor innocent woman's face is funny.


    Now if it it had eaten the owners face....
    See that's the way it shouldv'e gon down.

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    Re: Woman says Connecticut chimpanzee bit her in '96

    Quote Originally Posted by aps View Post
    Can you imagine what it would be like to have an animal maul you in your face?
    To be fair, I've told family members that if I ever lose my arms for some reason, the best thing to possibly do is bring me a copy of Hemmingway's Farewell to Arms while I recover in the hospital.

    I'm pretty sure that my friends and family would probably send by stuffed chimps instead of flowers while I recover. If they didn't, I'd probably be pissed at them.

    What if your wife was mauled by an animal, and people were making fun of it?
    I'd be much more worried about my wife than people making fun of it, to be honest. People make fun of things. I would be a total hypocrite if I got mad about that.
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    Re: Woman says Connecticut chimpanzee bit her in '96

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    To be fair, I've told family members that if I ever lose my arms for some reason, the best thing to possibly do is bring me a copy of Hemmingway's Farewell to Arms while I recover in the hospital.

    I'm pretty sure that my friends and family would probably send by stuffed chimps instead of flowers while I recover. If they didn't, I'd probably be pissed at them.



    I'd be much more worried about my wife than people making fun of it, to be honest. People make fun of things. I would be a total hypocrite if I got mad about that.
    You're a nice guy, Tucker, but I am so relieved that I am married to a man who would never make light of this situation.

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    Re: Woman says Connecticut chimpanzee bit her in '96

    Quote Originally Posted by aps View Post
    You're a nice guy, Tucker, but I am so relieved that I am married to a man who would never make light of this situation.
    Translation: "<pats you on head> I'm better then you."

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    Re: Woman says Connecticut chimpanzee bit her in '96

    Quote Originally Posted by Jerry View Post
    Translation: "<pats you on head> I'm better then you."
    It's OK. I'm used to that treatment. Usually it comes from my handlers at the hospital, though.
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    Re: Woman says Connecticut chimpanzee bit her in '96

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    It's OK. I'm used to that treatment. Usually it comes from my handlers at the hospital, though.
    That's not what I meant, Tucker. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't disappointed in your comments in this thread. That's all.

    Jerry, by the way, the word is THAN--not then.

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