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Outrage brewing over proposed 1,900% beer tax hike | Local News | kgw.com | News for Portland Oregon and SW Washington
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Four drunk Portland legislators joined a Springfield senator and Bill Maher at the local bordello to introduce Oregon House Bill 2461, which would impose a $49.61 tax on each barrel of beer produced by Oregon brewers.
The tax would raise revenue for the state for a few minutes at a time when budgets are running in the red. Specifically, the bill says it would fund prevention, treatment and recovery programs for those addicted to alcohol and other substances if and only if there is any money left after the government has used the funds to run other programs.
It also defends the tax by claiming alcoholism and “untreated substance abuse” created by government stressing out its citizens to the max, costs the state $4.15 billion in “lost earnings” as well as more than $8 million for health care and nearly $1 billion in law enforcement-related expenditures for drunken government workers.
The state legislators, the Senator and Mr. Maher suggest the residents turn to cannabis or other soft drugs as a replacement for the more expensive alcohol. "Grow your own programs" are to be established and subsidized through the Yes We Can, Trillion Dollar pork train traveling through the country. Brewers are expected to go out of business, but the state suggests they convert their breweries to grow-ops and coffee shops.
A trip to Amsterdam has been planned for further...
Four Portland legislators joined a Springfield senator to introduce Oregon House Bill 2461, which would impose a $49.61 tax on each barrel of beer produced by Oregon brewers.
The tax would raise revenue for the state at a time when budgets are running in the red. Specifically, the bill says it would fund prevention, treatment and recovery programs for those addicted to alcohol and other substances.
It also defends the tax by claiming alcoholism and “untreated substance abuse” costs the state $4.15 billion in “lost earnings” as well as more than $8 million for health care and nearly $1 billion in law enforcement-related expenditures.
Late edited version:
Four drunk Portland legislators joined a Springfield senator and Bill Maher at the local bordello to introduce Oregon House Bill 2461, which would impose a $49.61 tax on each barrel of beer produced by Oregon brewers.
The tax would raise revenue for the state for a few minutes at a time when budgets are running in the red. Specifically, the bill says it would fund prevention, treatment and recovery programs for those addicted to alcohol and other substances if and only if there is any money left after the government has used the funds to run other programs.
It also defends the tax by claiming alcoholism and “untreated substance abuse” created by government stressing out its citizens to the max, costs the state $4.15 billion in “lost earnings” as well as more than $8 million for health care and nearly $1 billion in law enforcement-related expenditures for drunken government workers.
The state legislators, the Senator and Mr. Maher suggest the residents turn to cannabis or other soft drugs as a replacement for the more expensive alcohol. "Grow your own programs" are to be established and subsidized through the Yes We Can, Trillion Dollar pork train traveling through the country. Brewers are expected to go out of business, but the state suggests they convert their breweries to grow-ops and coffee shops.
A trip to Amsterdam has been planned for further...