Mazda Has Michael Phelps Apologize to China

danarhea said:

Michael Phelps has apologized to China for smoking weed, and in return keeps his sponsorship from Mazda.

I have one question to ask - Where in the hell is Phelps' apology to the United States, who he let down by breaking the law? Now, IMHO, smoking marijuana is not a big deal, but if he had to make an apology, why only to China?

In the end, it's not about the apology. It's about the money.

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Here, let me apologize to China...

Still waiting for China to apologize for the brazen downing of a US recon aircraft over international waters back in 2001. Not holding my breath over it though.

I hope his apology went something like:

Dear China,

I am terribly sorry that I flaunted my freedom to commit a misdemeanor and not get sent to a re-education camp over it. I am also sorry that I beat all your sorry asses in swimming and that when you returned to your training camps empty handed, you got beaten over it. I am sorry you had to digitally alter the opening ceremonies and that you couldn't show your real entertainer because she too readily fit the stereotype of you all being bucktoothed and your government thought perception and image was more important than a little girl's dreams.

I am also sorry my one penis has more mass than your entire male swim team's tiny penises and I was still able to stomp you.

Thank you,

Michael Phelps

I have to wonder if he is blowing alot of money or something?
I mean by now he must have a good 10-20 million at the very least in the bank.