I have an odd feeling that the baby will be brought up with the belief that Alfie is his brother, and not his father.
It's completely possible, but then we have put it's mother into the equation.
Either way, both parent's lives have just screwed themselves over, and the child, and possibly all three will be left destitute for the rest of their lives.
But hey, the few hundie the Sun gave them should go a long way, a few nappies here and there, a few bus rides, and lunch maybe, and before you know it, the few hundie is used up, the baby's 3 years old, and the father is legally able to work for minimum wage. There, the problem is solved.
Well, the odds certainly aren't good, but if both families are supportive and help them out as much as possible, they're going to be alright.
And also, I guess she likes'em young, huh?
"Yes, but are you a Protestant atheist or a Catholic atheist?".- Northern Irish joke
I'm sure with a cool ass name like baby-face Alfie, this kid is getting his. He sounds like some bad mafioso.
Is what you're living for today, worth dying for tomorrow?
They feed you a lot of crap in school to scare kids against having sex. Part of that crap is about how horrible it is to have to take care of a baby.
Being a parent is actually one of the most fulfilling and rewarding experiences of human existence.
It may turn out to be one of the best things that could have happened to these two kids who had the baby.
I may be wrong.