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    Groundhog bites Bloomberg at ceremony

    Groundhog bites Bloomberg at ceremony -- Newsday.com


    Groundhog bites Bloomberg at ceremony

    Mayor Michael Bloomberg paid a visit to an apparently-disgruntled constituent nicknamed 'Staten Island Chuck' on Groundhog's Day -- and got bit for his trouble.

    Staten Island's famous groundhog, Charles G. Hogg, inexplicably bit Mayor Bloomberg during his annual holiday ceremony on Monday, drawing blood from the billionaire.



    I Just hope the Ground hog has rabies.....



    This "chuck" deserves a medal.
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    Re: Groundhog bites Bloomberg at ceremony

    Groundhog is reported to have later said "He needed salt".
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    Re: Groundhog bites Bloomberg at ceremony

    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend_Hellh0und View Post
    I Just hope the Ground hog has rabies.....



    This "chuck" deserves a medal.
    You think Bloomberg gave the groundhog rabies?
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    Re: Groundhog bites Bloomberg at ceremony

    Quote Originally Posted by Ikari View Post
    Groundhog is reported to have later said "He needed salt".



    How many heads do you think that will fly over?
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    Re: Groundhog bites Bloomberg at ceremony

    Probably diarhea too.
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    Re: Groundhog bites Bloomberg at ceremony

    Maybe we should nuke the rodent?
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    Re: Groundhog bites Bloomberg at ceremony

    Quote Originally Posted by Arch Enemy View Post
    Maybe we should nuke the rodent?



    Nah, I am happy with the ground hog just biting the rat.
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    Re: Groundhog bites Bloomberg at ceremony

    well, that's actually just some bull**** groundhog, because the groundhog lives in Punxsutawney, PA.

    Does Staten Island suck SO MUCH that it has to rip off nowhere PA?

    To be a little more honest they could have Guido the Garbage Worm, if he pokes his oily head out of a landfill it means six more months of Staten Island smelling like urine.
    And why does your tone suggest that you do not care about children?

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    Re: Groundhog bites Bloomberg at ceremony

    Quote Originally Posted by new coup for you View Post
    well, that's actually just some bull**** groundhog, because the groundhog lives in Punxsutawney, PA.

    Does Staten Island suck SO MUCH that it has to rip off nowhere PA?

    To be a little more honest they could have Guido the Garbage Worm, if he pokes his oily head out of a landfill it means six more months of Staten Island smelling like urine.

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    Re: Groundhog bites Bloomberg at ceremony

    I spent a "night on the town" in Staten Island once, in my misspent youth.

    It was the worst night of my entire life.

    Sometimes while in the throws of passion my partner will pull out and scream "dear god, I knew something was wrong...you've spent more then an hour in Staten Island!" and flee my home. People can just tell somehow.

    It's a burden I have to carry for the rest of my life.
    And why does your tone suggest that you do not care about children?

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