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    Re: Groundhog bites Bloomberg at ceremony

    Quote Originally Posted by American View Post
    Probably diarhea too.
    I had nothing to do with the groundhog.
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    Re: Groundhog bites Bloomberg at ceremony

    Quote Originally Posted by new coup for you View Post
    I spent a "night on the town" in Staten Island once, in my misspent youth.

    It was the worst night of my entire life.

    Sometimes while in the throws of passion my partner will pull out and scream "dear god, I knew something was wrong...you've spent more then an hour in Staten Island!" and flee my home. People can just tell somehow.

    It's a burden I have to carry for the rest of my life.
    This is one of those awkward TMI moments. Good lord, we needed to know this? At least make it funny.

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    Re: Groundhog bites Bloomberg at ceremony

    In related news, Mayor Bloomberg has announced a new Parks Department initiative to eradicate all groundhogs from the Tri-State Area.
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    Re: Groundhog bites Bloomberg at ceremony

    Quote Originally Posted by new coup for you View Post
    well, that's actually just some bull**** groundhog, because the groundhog lives in Punxsutawney, PA.

    Does Staten Island suck SO MUCH that it has to rip off nowhere PA?

    To be a little more honest they could have Guido the Garbage Worm, if he pokes his oily head out of a landfill it means six more months of Staten Island smelling like urine.
    Come on now, thanks to Bill Murray everyone knows about Punxsutawney.

    that and Ned Ryerson

    Bing!

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    Re: Groundhog bites Bloomberg at ceremony

    Quote Originally Posted by Zyphlin View Post
    Come on now, thanks to Bill Murray everyone knows about Punxsutawney.

    that and Ned Ryerson

    Bing!
    Do you know the actual name of the hill?

    "Gobbler's Knob"

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