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    Re: The other dark meat: Raccoon is making it to the table

    Quote Originally Posted by DiAnna View Post
    Nope. I'm not going to starve in a week. The only way I'd ever kill a raccoon was if it were either rabid, or attacking one of my pets. The wild raccoons out here are docile and shy... unless they get caught in a cage-trap you've been using for that feral cat that keeps terrorizing your own sweetum kitties. Then they get a bit testy.

    My sister had a pet racoon. Dang, it was the cutest, sweetest, most fun-loving little creature. It would hold your face between its little hands and kiss you right on the mouth! No tongue, mind you... it was quite polite.



    sitting around the house, no you wont. but humping it in the bush for a week you would be rather hungry....
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    Re: The other dark meat: Raccoon is making it to the table

    Quote Originally Posted by MrVicchio View Post
    When we moved out here to the ranch, some coons were eating the cats food, so I tried everything scare em off.

    Then I had no choice, but to shoot em.

    Felt bad but they were stupid stubborn and tore stuff up.
    That's why we, you know, feed our cats in the house. You never leave food outside in a wild area... or any area, for that matter... or you'll have skunks, coyotes, racoons, even mountain lions sitting outside your back door. You don't tease 'em in with food, then shoot the poor things. Oyyyyy!

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    Re: The other dark meat: Raccoon is making it to the table

    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend_Hellh0und View Post
    sitting around the house, no you wont. but humping it in the bush for a week you would be rather hungry....

    Hon, with my lungs I'd have to rest twice just humping it from the car to the front porch. I used to be an avid bush baby, but no more. Anyway, I'd rather dig for grubs than kill a cute little racoon.

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    Re: The other dark meat: Raccoon is making it to the table

    Quote Originally Posted by DiAnna View Post
    Hon, with my lungs I'd have to rest twice just humping it from the car to the front porch. I used to be an avid bush baby, but no more. Anyway, I'd rather dig for grubs than kill a cute little racoon.
    You don't have to kill them yourself. Just find a stump with a hole in it and drop a shiny nickel down the hole. Then nail you three horseshoe nails so the sharp ends go come out down in the hole. Leave it overnight and when you come back in the morning you will find you a dead coon gripping the nickel tight and unable to pull his fist back out.

    Or worst case scenario you find his arm hanging out of the hole and follow the blood trail to where he bled out.

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    Re: The other dark meat: Raccoon is making it to the table

    Quote Originally Posted by jallman View Post
    You don't have to kill them yourself. Just find a stump with a hole in it and drop a shiny nickel down the hole. Then nail you three horseshoe nails so the sharp ends go come out down in the hole. Leave it overnight and when you come back in the morning you will find you a dead coon gripping the nickel tight and unable to pull his fist back out.

    Or worst case scenario you find his arm hanging out of the hole and follow the blood trail to where he bled out.
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    Re: The other dark meat: Raccoon is making it to the table

    Quote Originally Posted by DiAnna View Post
    You... are satan. I may go out and join PETA now.
    I am a member of PETA.

    People Eating Tasty Animals.

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    Re: The other dark meat: Raccoon is making it to the table

    You damn people are racists!
    How dare you take about how to trap black people with a nickel.
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    Re: The other dark meat: Raccoon is making it to the table

    Quote Originally Posted by jallman View Post
    I am a member of PETA.

    People Eating Tasty Animals.
    Cute is not tasty, dammit!

    I dunno about some people on this forum... y'all eat cats, dogs, now raccoons?? It's a travesty, I tell you, a travesty!!



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    Re: The other dark meat: Raccoon is making it to the table

    Quote Originally Posted by DiAnna View Post
    Cute is not tasty, dammit!

    I dunno about some people on this forum... y'all eat cats, dogs, now raccoons?? It's a travesty, I tell you, a travesty!!


    I've never eaten a cat, a dog, and I was only able to look at the raccoon when it was on my plate. I couldn't bring myself to do it. 'Specially when I saw it was missing an arm.

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    Re: The other dark meat: Raccoon is making it to the table

    Quote Originally Posted by cherokee View Post
    You damn people are racists!
    How dare you take about how to trap black people with a nickel.
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