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    Porn industry seeks federal bailout

    A couple of weeks ago, I jokingly said that the porn industry will probably be asking for some of that Federal welfare money.

    Guess what? I am quite the prophet, but it was actually quite easy to predict. After all, once you open the Pandora's box (no pun intended) of welfare payments to corporate entities, ALL the pigs come to the trough. Before they get my money, they had better give me a lap dance, and make it damn good. LOL.

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    Re: Porn industry seeks federal bailout

    Doesnt the porn industry know that they of all industries do better in hard times? In addition if they want my bailout money, I better get at least an hour with Aria Giovanni.
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    Re: Porn industry seeks federal bailout

    When the porn industry is in trouble, you KNOW times are bad.
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    Re: Porn industry seeks federal bailout

    Hell yeah, bail 'em out. Whoo whoo!!!! Keep tits....uh I mean hope alive!!!
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    Re: Porn industry seeks federal bailout

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    A couple of weeks ago, I jokingly said that the porn industry will probably be asking for some of that Federal welfare money.

    Guess what? I am quite the prophet, but it was actually quite easy to predict. After all, once you open the Pandora's box (no pun intended) of welfare payments to corporate entities, ALL the pigs come to the trough. Before they get my money, they had better give me a lap dance, and make it damn good. LOL.

    Article is here.
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    Re: Porn industry seeks federal bailout

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Loin View Post
    Larry Flint, he never misses a trick!
    You just ruined my evening.
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    Re: Porn industry seeks federal bailout

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Loin View Post
    Larry Flint, he never misses a trick!
    he's not looking so good


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    Re: Porn industry seeks federal bailout

    Did you have to do that? EWWWWW
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    Re: Porn industry seeks federal bailout

    Quote Originally Posted by American View Post
    Did you have to do that? EWWWWW
    let that be a lesson to you. too much exposure to the "adult industry" will really mess you up.

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    Re: Porn industry seeks federal bailout

    Oh yeah, ask Hugh about that.
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