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Porn industry seeks federal bailout

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A couple of weeks ago, I jokingly said that the porn industry will probably be asking for some of that Federal welfare money.

Guess what? I am quite the prophet, but it was actually quite easy to predict. After all, once you open the Pandora's box (no pun intended) of welfare payments to corporate entities, ALL the pigs come to the trough. Before they get my money, they had better give me a lap dance, and make it damn good. LOL.

Article is here.
 
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Doesnt the porn industry know that they of all industries do better in hard times? In addition if they want my bailout money, I better get at least an hour with Aria Giovanni. :mrgreen:
 
Hell yeah, bail 'em out. Whoo whoo!!!! ;) Keep tits....uh I mean hope alive!!!
 
A couple of weeks ago, I jokingly said that the porn industry will probably be asking for some of that Federal welfare money.

Guess what? I am quite the prophet, but it was actually quite easy to predict. After all, once you open the Pandora's box (no pun intended) of welfare payments to corporate entities, ALL the pigs come to the trough. Before they get my money, they had better give me a lap dance, and make it damn good. LOL.

Article is here.
Larry Flint, he never misses a trick!
 
Larry Flint, he never misses a trick!

he's not looking so good

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Did you have to do that? EWWWWW
 
Did you have to do that? EWWWWW

let that be a lesson to you. too much exposure to the "adult industry" will really mess you up.
 
Oh yeah, ask Hugh about that.
 
You just ruined my evening. :shock:
Here let me help you put something else on your mind. Courtney Love nude in the Larry Flint bio movie.:shock:
 
Here let me help you put something else on your mind. Courtney Love nude in the Larry Flint bio movie.:shock:
DUUUUUUDE! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. yuck.
 
Why would the porn industry need bailing out?...

Well, I suppose the same reason a company that makes wooden arrows for children needs it..............

Sigh.
 
The porno industry is in bad shape and has been for quite some time. A bailout isn't going to help anything. Every single week an average of 600 or so movies gets released. That coupled with the fact that there are now too many girls in the industry who are each individually trying to break free and pull a Jenna Jameson by trying to start their own production company and release even more movies. There's too much product and too little shelf space and because of this, the porno industry is wearing itself thin. I don't see a bailout solving this problem. It is only going to give them a little more time before it all will eventually go down the drain. I also think it's hilarious that they would even try to ask for a federal bailout considering that the porno industry has been in a constant struggle with the federal government since the 70's on obscenity issues and whatnot.
 
The porno industry is in bad shape and has been for quite some time. A bailout isn't going to help anything. Every single week an average of 600 or so movies gets released. That coupled with the fact that there are now too many girls in the industry who are each individually trying to break free and pull a Jenna Jameson by trying to start their own production company and release even more movies. There's too much product and too little shelf space and because of this, the porno industry is wearing itself thin. I don't see a bailout solving this problem. It is only going to give them a little more time before it all will eventually go down the drain. I also think it's hilarious that they would even try to ask for a federal bailout considering that the porno industry has been in a constant struggle with the federal government since the 70's on obscenity issues and whatnot.

It's just Larry Flint being Larry Flint. The guy's hillarious.
 
The porno industry is in bad shape and has been for quite some time. A bailout isn't going to help anything. Every single week an average of 600 or so movies gets released. That coupled with the fact that there are now too many girls in the industry who are each individually trying to break free and pull a Jenna Jameson by trying to start their own production company and release even more movies. There's too much product and too little shelf space and because of this, the porno industry is wearing itself thin. I don't see a bailout solving this problem. It is only going to give them a little more time before it all will eventually go down the drain. I also think it's hilarious that they would even try to ask for a federal bailout considering that the porno industry has been in a constant struggle with the federal government since the 70's on obscenity issues and whatnot.

I agree. You go into a porn shop and there are just walls and walls of videos. Also having now to compete with the internet and everyday people being able to videotape and exploit their sexual encounters for little or no pay, it probably is taking a heavy toll on old fashioned porn. I also think it's funny them going to capital hill, that'd be great to watch them. It's also hilarious that the guys who will be condemening them are probably the same guys that will go home later on and watch one of those pornos while getting jacked off by an underage hooker and smoking crack. Oh the hypocrasy, we will see coming out of Washington once again. I mean really, who doesn't watch porn?
 
Well thats one lobby group I wouldn't mind getting a kick back from....
 
A couple of weeks ago, I jokingly said that the porn industry will probably be asking for some of that Federal welfare money.

Guess what? I am quite the prophet, but it was actually quite easy to predict. After all, once you open the Pandora's box (no pun intended) of welfare payments to corporate entities, ALL the pigs come to the trough. Before they get my money, they had better give me a lap dance, and make it damn good. LOL.

Article is here.

Hey, why shouldn't they lobby for a bailout, too. It's not like the Democrats are not turning this "stimulus" spending into a feeding trough or anything. :roll:
 
Well thats one lobby group I wouldn't mind getting a kick back from....
(paraphrasing Foxworthy) Wouldn't that be kind of like buying a used car from Budget Car Rentals? Would you really want to put your key in something that has been driven that long and that hard by that many big people?
 
So, how much a BJ now?
 
I think it's actually a pretty bold and hilarious move of the porn industry to ask the federal government for bailout money. I'm sure they'll never get it, though. Do they think we live in Europe or Canada or something? It'd be kind of like asking Pat Robertson to fund a gay pride parade. While many within the federal government may be avid porn enthusiasts behind closed doors, they would never openly support such a thing.
 
I think it's actually a pretty bold and hilarious move of the porn industry to ask the federal government for bailout money. I'm sure they'll never get it, though. Do they think we live in Europe or Canada or something? It'd be kind of like asking Pat Robertson to fund a gay pride parade. While many within the federal government may be avid porn enthusiasts behind closed doors, they would never openly support such a thing.

I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility that Robertson might fund a gay pride parade. After all, Ted Haggard definitely would. :mrgreen:
 
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