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    Re: A New Cigarette Hazard: ‘Third-Hand Smoke’

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    Re: A New Cigarette Hazard: ‘Third-Hand Smoke’

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    Re: A New Cigarette Hazard: ‘Third-Hand Smoke’

    An interesting article, I just published.....
    In a recently published, double-blind study at the Crippler Institute for Goofy Studies(CIGS), psuedo-scientists have discovered an even more dangerous hazard stemming from cigarette smoking.

    Fourth Hand Smoke

    Being beat to the punch of trying to uncover third hand smoke, CIGS non-researchers immediatley set out to find the next "dimension" of harm caused by cigarette smoke. What they found was startling.

    Fourth Hand Smoke can best be defined as the mental anguish and stress suffered by anti-smokers, when they think about how much they hate smoking and all its ill effects. The symptoms included severe anger and disdain towards smokers, resulting in higher blood pressure, and also a desire to infringe upon the rights of individuals and private establishments. Some of them even masturbate to the "truth" commercials, although those are rare and extreme cases.

    So smokers, next time you light one up, remember not only are you damaging your lungs, the lungs of people around you, and making furniture stink. You are also causing the anti-smoking people to have terrible headaches and periods of extreme personal judgment whenever they think you might be smoking.
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    Re: A New Cigarette Hazard: ‘Third-Hand Smoke’

    Quote Originally Posted by WI Crippler View Post
    An interesting article, I just published.....
    My god... My cigarette is causing this much damage to society!?! I'd better quit!... or not.

    By the way, do the anti-smokers get lighter headaches if I smoke ultra-lights? If so do they need pain-killers any time someone lights up a Palmal unfiltered?
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    Re: A New Cigarette Hazard: ‘Third-Hand Smoke’

    Quote Originally Posted by Shewter View Post
    My god... My cigarette is causing this much damage to society!?! I'd better quit!... or not.

    By the way, do the anti-smokers get lighter headaches if I smoke ultra-lights? If so do they need pain-killers any time someone lights up a Palmal unfiltered?
    My MIL used to chain smoke everytime she came to visit(she finally stopped at the request of my hubby, she now goes outside to smoke)and when we went to visit her. I always dreaded seeing her, b/c I'd get bad lingering headaches, and my eyes would water. Some ppl can smoke, and you can barely smell anything on them or their house, but some ppl wreak of it 24/7, along with their car and their house.

    As for their study, I wish they would have alloted that money used towards finding a cure for certain cancers.

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    Re: A New Cigarette Hazard: ‘Third-Hand Smoke’

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    An interesting article, I just published.....
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    Re: A New Cigarette Hazard: ‘Third-Hand Smoke’

    Quote Originally Posted by herenow1 View Post
    My MIL used to chain smoke everytime she came to visit(she finally stopped at the request of my hubby, she now goes outside to smoke)and when we went to visit her. I always dreaded seeing her, b/c I'd get bad lingering headaches, and my eyes would water. Some ppl can smoke, and you can barely smell anything on them or their house, but some ppl wreak of it 24/7, along with their car and their house.

    As for their study, I wish they would have alloted that money used towards finding a cure for certain cancers.
    Funny thing about people who can smoke and you wouldnt know it... At my Aunts house they smoke right in the living room, and if they aren't smoking... you wouldnt even know they do. It's so odd.

    Alternatively... my Dad has a room with an excellent ventillation system and STILL smells like smoke.
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    Re: A New Cigarette Hazard: ‘Third-Hand Smoke’

    Quote Originally Posted by RightinNYC View Post
    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/03/he...3smoke.html?em

    Very interesting. Thoughts?

    (Before people post something about how smoking is evil and should be a crime or how this is fascism seeking to take away your constitutional right to smoke a boge in your own house, take a second to realize that this isn't a political issue, it's a scientific one).
    Interesting and informative. I wonder what we can do about it.

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    Re: A New Cigarette Hazard: ‘Third-Hand Smoke’

    Quote Originally Posted by dragonslayer View Post
    Interesting and informative. I wonder what we can do about it.
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