I completely agree to take my smoking ways underground like all the KGBers here want me to.
Just one thing: NO MORE TAXES ON CIGARETTES!
Goddamn I hate anti-smoking legislators. After blaming Gays for all the problems in the world, it's the best way to get noticed doing nothing.
How about we force all the obese to run 5 miles a day? If our health is the governments concern, I'll tell you right now that forcing all the chubby people to lose weight would be much more effective at lowering the number of heart attacks.
How about forcing every restaurant to serve only low-fat varieties? I could choose to go somewhere else, but that's not how we do things anymore. I demand the govt force business owners to stop acting so immoral!
Finally, no person shall be allowed to eat fast-food in the presence of children, or in public. It is a disgusting, unhealthy habit and I'm not about to let their selfishness give the next generation a bad example.
Also, a new $2 tax on every hamburger sold. If you don't like it, quit.