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    Feds Investigate Airplane Brawl

    Feds Investigate Airplane Brawl

    Feds Investigate Airplane Brawl


    The FBI is looking into a bizarre and frightening incident aboard a commercial jet heading from Houston to Omaha last Friday involving an unstable passenger.

    It began with a middle-aged man leaving the plane's lavatory covered in his own feces. "Oh, it was awful. It was worse than that."

    Stacey, from Houston, who asked that we not use her last name, says the small commuter jet had just one flight attendant in the cabin, a young man who moved the other passengers forward to empty seats and kept the unkept passenger in the back row.

    "I heard all of this ruckus and yelling and I kind of turned around and the poor flight attendant is on his back and the guy is like punching him and I'm like, oh my gosh. It's almost like a scene out of a movie. There were two male passengers behind me that got up and kind of got the guy off of him. The poor steward, he's got a black eye, his eye's swelling. I felt sorry for him."


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    Re: Feds Investigate Airplane Brawl

    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend_Hellh0und View Post
    Nuts, TSA foiled again. We should handcuff all passengers from now on.

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    Re: Feds Investigate Airplane Brawl

    Quote Originally Posted by shiznit770 View Post
    Nuts, TSA foiled again. We should handcuff all passengers from now on.



    No now everyone will have to poop at the security checkpoint and be given an enema before boarding.
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    Re: Feds Investigate Airplane Brawl

    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend_Hellh0und View Post
    No now everyone will have to poop at the security checkpoint and be given an enema before boarding.
    Yuck, I had to look that up.

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    Re: Feds Investigate Airplane Brawl

    I'm not allowed to fly anymore.
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    Re: Feds Investigate Airplane Brawl

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    I'm not allowed to fly anymore.
    Well, what do you expect when you fall asleep and your night terrors have you screaming, "I dont' know where the detonator is! Quit shocking my balls!!!!!"
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