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    Re: Musicians protest military use of music as torture

    Quote Originally Posted by dclxvinoise View Post
    The ultimate torture device would be forcing detainees to listen to harsh noise ala Merzbow, C.C.C.C., Gerogerigegege, Xome or something along those lines. I actually was thinking of putting out an album with my noise project specifically for that purpose.
    Force the Muslim detainees to listen to Christian Metal.
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    Don't apologize to me over that silly ****. I could care less if I can see the dust or not.
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    Re: Musicians protest military use of music as torture

    Quote Originally Posted by Shewter View Post
    Force the Muslim detainees to listen to Christian Metal.
    That would actually kick ass. "We're going to torture you with Stryper, bitches!!!"

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    Re: Musicians protest military use of music as torture

    Quote Originally Posted by dclxvinoise View Post
    The ultimate torture device would be forcing detainees to listen to harsh noise ala Merzbow, C.C.C.C., Gerogerigegege, Xome or something along those lines. I actually was thinking of putting out an album with my noise project specifically for that purpose.
    I think they should just hook up to my teenage son's Ipod; if that doesn't make you crazy NOTHING will.

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    Re: Musicians protest military use of music as torture

    Quote Originally Posted by Shewter View Post
    Force the Muslim detainees to listen to Christian Metal.
    Okay dude, THAT is HARSH!

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    Re: Musicians protest military use of music as torture

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    Why did we ever have to waterboard people when there was a much better method of torture available - Barney the Dinosaur? Musicians may be protesting the use of Barney to torture our enemies, but at least, it is legal, and damn, is it ever effective.

    Barney is definitely torture. I can't stand him. Play Barney music to me, and I will confess ANYTHING. Yes, I am whatever you say I am. I am a wanker. I am an asshole. I am a ham and cheese sandwich on rye. I confess. Just PLEASE turn off the Barney music.

    Want to know how much I hate Barney? Years ago, I used to play Doom, and at the time, there was a patch called Barney Doom, that was probably written by someone who, as a child, was tortured by Barney's singing. After you applied the patch, the pink monster turned into Barney singing "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family", at which point, you could kill him with the chainsaw, while laughing like a maniac. Needless to say, I used the Barney Doom patch in the game. It was my favorite patch.

    Want to win the war on terror? Enlist Barney, but you had better hurry and utilize him quickly before the United Nations makes it an international crime. On the other hand, maybe we should stick with waterboarding, so we don't look like crazy evil people to the rest of the world.

    Below - Picture of an International evil torturer, posing for Adolph Hitler, just before joining the band "Air Supply".


    Article is here.


    Wait. Didn't someone say that Barney was a fag? That doesn't go over very well with Islam...

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    Re: Musicians protest military use of music as torture

    Quote Originally Posted by Truth Detector View Post
    Okay dude, THAT is HARSH!
    Compared to suicide bombings, Rusty sword beheadings, etc etc?

    I think a little Zao or Demon Hunter would be okay.
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    Re: Musicians protest military use of music as torture

    Quote Originally Posted by Truth Detector View Post
    (To the tune of Barney) I hate you, you hate me, we're a dysfunctional family with a slap, a smack and a kick from me to you; wont you say you hate me tooooooo.
    OOH! What a turn-on!

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    Re: Musicians protest military use of music as torture

    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend_Hellh0und View Post
    MUSICIANS:


    If we use your music to "torture" our enemies. In police work, we would call that a "clue" about your "music".
    Brittney Spears, anyone?

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    Re: Musicians protest military use of music as torture

    Quote Originally Posted by Shewter View Post
    Compared to suicide bombings, Rusty sword beheadings, etc etc?

    I think a little Zao or Demon Hunter would be okay.
    The sad thing is that I've actually heard of those bands.

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    Re: Musicians protest military use of music as torture

    Quote Originally Posted by Shewter View Post
    Force the Muslim detainees to listen to Christian Metal.
    Or Barney in Yiddish.

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