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    Why you really shouldn’t touch a Queen’s Guard on your summer vacation: He’ll pull a gun on you | National Post
    One visitor to Windsor Castle put one hand over that line — and saw the other end of a rifle in return.

    The tourist can be seen in a YouTube video hamming it up alongside the red-coated guard in his tall black hat as he marches along the palace. It’s a typical tourist video of some idiot trying to make the guards break into a smile or mess up their routine. But then the man touches the guard’s soldier and he bellows, “Get back from the Queen’s Guard!” and he levels the rifle-style bayonet in the visitor’s face.
    Me, I love the Guards reaction.
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    Re: Why you really shouldn’t touch a Queen’s Guard on your summer vacation: He’ll pul

    Shoot the damn tourist. She could be a terrorist.

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    Re: Why you really shouldn’t touch a Queen’s Guard on your summer vacation: He’ll pul

    So childish. Tourists should keep their hands to themselves. Better yet, make a wall to keep them back from being so irritating.

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    Re: Why you really shouldn’t touch a Queen’s Guard on your summer vacation: He’ll pul

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    So childish. Tourists should keep their hands to themselves. Better yet, make a wall to keep them back from being so irritating.
    The Queens Guard is the wall.
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    Re: Why you really shouldn’t touch a Queen’s Guard on your summer vacation: He’ll pul

    Dragons. Dragons are why you don't touch the queensguard.
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    Re: Why you really shouldn’t touch a Queen’s Guard on your summer vacation: He’ll pul

    "Some poo came out!" (That is what happened to that idiot vacationer.)
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    Re: Why you really shouldn’t touch a Queen’s Guard on your summer vacation: He’ll pul

    He got off lightly compared to this idiot last week.

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    Re: Why you really shouldn’t touch a Queen’s Guard on your summer vacation: He’ll pul

    Quote Originally Posted by Enola View Post
    So childish. Tourists should keep their hands to themselves. Better yet, make a wall to keep them back from being so irritating.
    I agree. It's not cute or funny, it's just obnoxious and disrespectful.
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