What a sad state of affairs.
You have to tap dance around something as profound and fundamental as the theory of evolution.
You have to basically do the same with regards to global warming.
I mean, Jesus Christ, even the straight-forward policy of immunizing our children against disease caused the GOP to collapse into confused incoherence:
**Chris Christi questioned enforcing immunizations, then had to walk back his stupid statement.
**Rand Paul said he'd heard that immunizations caused "profound mental disorders."
**And who could forget Michele Bachmann claiming that immunizations might cause "mental retardation"?
Well, something sure seems to be causing "mental retardation" in Republicans. What is it, do you think? Is there a specific food they all share? Some kind of medication they all take? What could it be? It must be something.