However you do build a pretty strawman. Don't beat up on it too hard now, dingus.
"I believe in a Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the harmony of all that exists, but not in a God who concerns himself with the fate and actions of human beings."
--Albert Einstein, 1929
Americans are so enamored of equality that they would rather be equal in slavery than unequal in freedom.
Alexis de Tocqueville
A Canadian conservative is one who believes in limited government and that the government should stay out of our wallets and out of our bedrooms.