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    Re: Man arrested after jumping White House fence, causing lockdown......

    Quote Originally Posted by Fenton View Post
    Brilliant !!

    A Hedge maze, like ths one in the Shining !
    I don't understand a hedge maze.

    With a machete, you can go anywhere.

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    Re: Man arrested after jumping White House fence, causing lockdown......

    Quote Originally Posted by Mason66 View Post
    Some people are going to have to be sacrificed, that is a given.
    Greetings, Mason66.

    I wonder if it will be by age - "sorry you're too old so goodbye" - very likely in Florida, BTW; or by what color your State is - red States may have cause to worry; or who didn't buy the platinum ACA offering - I felt that might someday be a problem; or those pesky businesses that complain about EPA rules being impossible to follow - the ingrates; or whether it might just come down to how much more money you have that you aren't sharing with those who don't have that much. I'm not even going to mention gender, hair color, sexual orientation, whether or not you're here legally, or how you voted - why bother? Whatever is chosen will be endlessly touted as absolutely the fairest way that it could be implemented for the "common good."

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    Re: Man arrested after jumping White House fence, causing lockdown......

    Quote Originally Posted by polgara View Post
    Greetings, Mason66.

    I wonder if it will be by age - "sorry you're too old so goodbye" - very likely in Florida, BTW; or by what color your State is - red States may have cause to worry; or who didn't buy the platinum ACA offering - I felt that might someday be a problem; or those pesky businesses that complain about EPA rules being impossible to follow - the ingrates; or whether it might just come down to how much more money you have that you aren't sharing with those who don't have that much. I'm not even going to mention gender, hair color, sexual orientation, whether or not you're here legally, or how you voted - why bother? Whatever is chosen will be endlessly touted as absolutely the fairest way that it could be implemented for the "common good."
    Let us just give them everybody in Florida. That should appease them. If you let Disney in, you are on your own.

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    Re: Man arrested after jumping White House fence, causing lockdown......

    Quote Originally Posted by Mason66 View Post
    Let us just give them everybody in Florida. That should appease them. If you let Disney in, you are on your own.
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    Re: Man arrested after jumping White House fence, causing lockdown......

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue_State View Post
    How about a false bottom on the other side of the fence?

    Dig out trenches, 5 feet from the fence. You land on it, you go down a slip and slide into the sewer system.
    Greetings, Blue_State.

    It just keeps getting better and better! :

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    Re: Man arrested after jumping White House fence, causing lockdown......

    Quote Originally Posted by polgara View Post
    Greetings, Blue_State.

    It just keeps getting better and better! :
    Hiya. Best part is someone took my advice literally today. So, we have that going for us. White House amusement rides to the sewer.
    We went from sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me to safe spaces.

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    Re: Man arrested after jumping White House fence, causing lockdown......

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue_State View Post
    Hiya. Best part is someone took my advice literally today. So, we have that going for us. White House amusement rides to the sewer.
    Trick or Tre.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.t! .... :

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    Re: Man arrested after jumping White House fence, causing lockdown......

    Quote Originally Posted by Mason66 View Post
    I don't understand a hedge maze.

    With a machete, you can go anywhere.

    Jack Nicholson had a nice sharp bloody axe, and he froze to death in a hedge maze

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    Re: Man arrested after jumping White House fence, causing lockdown......

    Quote Originally Posted by Mason66 View Post
    But how do you train them to only go after the fence jumper and not the SS agents or the President for that matter?

    Good question, and since it was my idea I would like to respond to your question

    Sure, Bees aren't the sharpest pencils in the box, so the President and the SS would have to most likely cavort around in bee keepers outfits for the duration of their stay at the WH

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    Re: Man arrested after jumping White House fence, causing lockdown......

    Quote Originally Posted by Fenton View Post
    Jack Nicholson had a nice sharp bloody axe, and he froze to death in a hedge maze
    That is because Stephen King wanted it that way.

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