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    Re: Man arrested after jumping White House fence, causing lockdown......

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    SS need bigger dogs!
    Maybe get some trained bears, or better yet... cheetahs:



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    Re: Man arrested after jumping White House fence, causing lockdown......

    Quote Originally Posted by tres borrachos View Post
    When I plan defense against the Rothschilds, I don't mess around.
    Good thinking, tres! Better safe than sorry I always say! :

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    Re: Man arrested after jumping White House fence, causing lockdown......

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    Greetings, tres borrachos.

    What are the people in Florida and other coastal States going to do? Their water table is too high for a bunker, poor things. Many don't even have basements for that reason. Maybe they could use that to their advantage, though - just dig down enough to hit water, build a moat and stock it with alligators or other predators. Hey, it worked with castles in Europe....
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    Re: Man arrested after jumping White House fence, causing lockdown......

    Quote Originally Posted by Beaudreaux View Post
    Maybe get some trained bears, or better yet... cheetahs:





    No, trained attack Bees would be better.

    Can you imagine ? There's no defense against a massive cloud of 60 thousand trained bees coming down on you.

    No amount of punching or kicking would save you.

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    Re: Man arrested after jumping White House fence, causing lockdown......

    Quote Originally Posted by sangha View Post
    Is the use of dogs on the grounds of the White House something new? I don't remember ever hearing about dogs being used before this
    Greetings, Sangha.

    In ancient Mesopotamia, the rulers used man-eating tigers to patrol the grounds. It did tend to limit unwanted visitors....

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    Re: Man arrested after jumping White House fence, causing lockdown......

    Quote Originally Posted by Fenton View Post
    No, trained attack Bees would be better.

    Can you imagine ? There's no defense against a massive cloud of 60 thousand trained bees coming down on you.

    No amount of punching or kicking would save you.
    Good point. Even an armed intruder would be easy prey for them.
    Everything in your life is a reflection of a choice you have made. If you want a different result, don't blame someone else, or expect others to make a change, you should stop complaining and make a different choice. Remember, the circumstances of your birth don't determine the outcome of your life.

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    Re: Man arrested after jumping White House fence, causing lockdown......

    Quote Originally Posted by tres borrachos View Post
    When I plan defense against the Rothschilds, I don't mess around.


    Did ya remember to bring the giardiniera.


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    Re: Man arrested after jumping White House fence, causing lockdown......

    Quote Originally Posted by Beaudreaux View Post
    Maybe get some trained bears, or better yet... cheetahs:




    Well, Tony Accardo jr use to keep a leopards to patrol his grounds. Then bragged no one could knock his place. Naturally this lead to one who broke in and Left a Card on Accardo's Desk .....telling him don't ever say never.

    Accardo then got mad and had damn near all the top flight jewel thieves killed in and around the city.

    They never did find out who broke in.....but whoever it was. Left packages of Steaks on the grounds. As they found the packaging. It was kind of funny.....as the only wrapper with any writing on it. Said Del Monico.

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    Re: Man arrested after jumping White House fence, causing lockdown......

    Quote Originally Posted by MMC View Post
    I believe there were Lady P .....but I don't think any got to share a lil time with the President. Myself.....I think they should put up another fence. That way whoever jumps over will be caught between the fences.

    Of course we were suppose to do that with some of our Border fencing. But as you can see we are not real good at building fences to keep people out of places.
    You know, a double fence isn't a bad idea! I wonder if anyone has considered a maze?

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    Re: Man arrested after jumping White House fence, causing lockdown......

    Quote Originally Posted by polgara View Post
    Greetings, Sangha.

    In ancient Mesopotamia, the rulers used man-eating tigers to patrol the grounds. It did tend to limit unwanted visitors....
    How about installing a moat using trained dolphins with lasers mounted on their heads? G o big or go home!
    32 “Whoever acknowledges me before others, I will also acknowledge before my Father in heaven. 33 But whoever disowns me before others, I will disown before my Father in heaven.
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