Semper Fidelis, Semper Liber.
Stolen fair and square from the Capt. Courtesey himself.I spit at lots of people through my computer screen. Not only does it "teach them a lesson" but it keeps the screen clean and shiny.
I was jokingly referring to 'Frosh week' or orientation week at universities...when sometimes newbies are asked to do some rather strange things.
To be fair - it is generally a Canadian term (I went to college in Canada and America).
Urban Dictionary: Frosh Week
'What kind of sick and twisted toy factory is this?'
'We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile, and nothing can grow there. Too much, the best of us is washed away.'
"Better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool."
"you're better off on Stormfront discussing how evil brown men are taking innocent white flowers." Infinite Chaos
Hilarious stuff there. I can see you waking up late for work and on the drive in cursing Obama's name for it the whole way. I remember when Hank Aaron struck out that time. I bet it's because Obama fostered that kind of strike out behavior. If this is really your vision of events, don't ever expect to be taken seriously except by others with such ODS breakdowns.