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    Two held for killing S.Africa farmworker 'with oranges'

    Johannesburg (AFP) - Two farmworkers have been arrested for allegedly killing a colleague by pelting him with oranges, South African police said Wednesday.
    That's right, folks. We need fruit control. Never mind the argument that fruit doesn't kill people, people kill people. And once we get fruit off the streets, we can then close the loophole that defines watermelon as a vegetable.

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    Re: Two held for killing S.Africa farmworker 'with oranges'

    Funny what qualifies for breaking news.
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    Re: Two held for killing S.Africa farmworker 'with oranges'

    Maybe it "was a run-by fruiting."

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    Re: Two held for killing S.Africa farmworker 'with oranges'

    Quote Originally Posted by AliHajiSheik View Post
    Maybe it "was a run-by fruiting."
    That was ****ing hilarious
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    Re: Two held for killing S.Africa farmworker 'with oranges'

    All things are possible in my country.

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    Re: Two held for killing S.Africa farmworker 'with oranges'

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue_State View Post
    Funny what qualifies for breaking news.
    Well, it IS news, and I was able to use it as an analogy for how gun control works.... See what I did here? LOL.
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    Re: Two held for killing S.Africa farmworker 'with oranges'

    When having oranges is against the law, only those who are against the law will have oranges.

    Or something like that, anyway you get the idea, eh?

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    Re: Two held for killing S.Africa farmworker 'with oranges'

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    Well, it IS news, and I was able to use it as an analogy for how gun control works.... See what I did here? LOL.
    Oh, I get it. Clever...very clever.
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    Re: Two held for killing S.Africa farmworker 'with oranges'

    Probably should be in news of the weird.
    Still could have been worse could have been grapefruit. I hate grapefruit.
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    Re: Two held for killing S.Africa farmworker 'with oranges'

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    That's right, folks. We need fruit control. Never mind the argument that fruit doesn't kill people, people kill people. And once we get fruit off the streets, we can then close the loophole that defines watermelon as a vegetable.

    Article is here.
    This would be funny if a guy hadn't died.

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