Two held for killing S.Africa farmworker 'with oranges'

[danarhea]

Johannesburg (AFP) - Two farmworkers have been arrested for allegedly killing a colleague by pelting him with oranges, South African police said Wednesday.

That's right, folks. We need fruit control. Never mind the argument that fruit doesn't kill people, people kill people. And once we get fruit off the streets, we can then close the loophole that defines watermelon as a vegetable.

Article is here.

 

[Blue_State]

Funny what qualifies for breaking news.

 

[AliHajiSheik]

Maybe it "was a run-by fruiting."

 

[Reformedfindlay]

Maybe it "was a run-by fruiting."

That was ****ing hilarious :lamo :lamo

 

[Jetboogieman]

All things are possible in my country.

 

[danarhea]

Funny what qualifies for breaking news.

Well, it IS news, and I was able to use it as an analogy for how gun control works.... See what I did here? LOL.

 

[shrubnose]

When having oranges is against the law, only those who are against the law will have oranges.

Or something like that, anyway you get the idea, eh?

 

[Blue_State]

Well, it IS news, and I was able to use it as an analogy for how gun control works.... See what I did here? LOL.

Oh, I get it. Clever...very clever.

 

[Quag]

Probably should be in news of the weird.
Still could have been worse could have been grapefruit. I hate grapefruit.

 

[Paleocon]

That's right, folks. We need fruit control. Never mind the argument that fruit doesn't kill people, people kill people. And once we get fruit off the streets, we can then close the loophole that defines watermelon as a vegetable.

Article is here.

This would be funny if a guy hadn't died.

 

[danarhea]

This would be funny if a guy hadn't died.

We all die eventually. Some guys just die funnier than others. :mrgreen: