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    Naked men steal 60 hamburgers from Fla. eatery

    Naked men steal 60 hamburgers from Fla. eatery

    ONITA SPRINGS, Fla. — A southwest Florida waitress has dubbed the trio of naked hamburger thieves who broke into an eatery "dumb, dumber and dumbest."

    Waitress Nancy Sansevieri was still laughing after police released surveillance video Wednesday showing the college-aged men — two naked and one clad in underwear — stealing 60 hamburgers from Doc's Beach House in Bonita Beach.

    Police say the men broke in early Sunday and left a trail of red peppers on the beach.


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    Re: Naked men steal 60 hamburgers from Fla. eatery

    I guess that would make the official count 60 patties and 63 buns.
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    Re: Naked men steal 60 hamburgers from Fla. eatery

    Quote Originally Posted by Gardener View Post
    I guess that would make the official count 60 patties and 63 buns.
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    Re: Naked men steal 60 hamburgers from Fla. eatery

    THAT'S a case of the munchies.

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    Re: Naked men steal 60 hamburgers from Fla. eatery

    Quote Originally Posted by tacomancer View Post
    Fraternity prank.

    I would guess that they are pledging a fraternity and this was one of their ritualistic things they were required to do. I never had to steal anything, but being naked was involved... well, that's enough about me.
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